President Trump tests positive for COVID-19

Thrag · 2020-10-06T23:06:25.895Z

triggercut:

Stephen Miller has tested positive for COVID

Can’t say I did Nazi that coming.

Rightbug · 2020-10-06T23:07:18.621Z

MikeOberly:

Because Trump partiers are against taking any measures against covid. That’s basically it. As we saw, DJT and cronies took literally zero precautions against it. Zero.

This, because they are a fucking death cult led by a malignant narcissist

ShivaX · 2020-10-06T23:08:44.574Z

https://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/undead/

An undead creature possesses the following traits (unless otherwise noted in a creature’s entry).

Immunity to death effects, disease, paralysis, poison, sleep effects, and stunning.

triggercut · 2020-10-06T23:11:34.279Z

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The Lincoln Project (ProjectLincoln)

It's jumped species. twitter.com/kaitlancollins…

Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins

Confirmed — Stephen Miller has tested positive for coronavirus.

10:57 PM - 6 Oct 2020 19K 3.4K

RichVR · 2020-10-06T23:12:19.852Z

I snorted.

Nesrie · 2020-10-06T23:13:14.706Z

It’s going to be a sad day when that account turns the tables again.

MikeOberly · 2020-10-06T23:16:12.381Z

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Preet Bharara (PreetBharara)

Six months after Easter, Trump’s own White House can’t even open

10:31 PM - 6 Oct 2020 14K 2.5K

MikeOberly · 2020-10-06T23:16:49.007Z

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Harry Litman (harrylitman)

Stephen Miller tests positive on his fifth day in isolation, after testing negative the previous 4. Consider how that works.

11:11 PM - 6 Oct 2020 840 240

grahamiam · 2020-10-06T23:23:07.670Z

Cool, I get to use this again:

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Thrag · 2020-10-06T23:23:29.867Z

It’s jumped species.

This joke doesn’t make sense, the virus is believed to have started with bats.

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MikeOberly · 2020-10-06T23:24:24.072Z

Imagine how big a piece of shit you have to be to last as long as Miller has in DJT’s orbit.

Perky_Goth · 2020-10-06T23:33:06.205Z

Well…

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Sarah Cooper (sarahcpr)

Oh my god, when they said Trump would kill the republican party, they meant... literally

12:00 AM - 6 Oct 2020 270K 35K

triggercut · 2020-10-06T23:41:55.680Z

Thrag:

It’s jumped species.

This joke doesn’t make sense, the virus is believed to have started with bats.

It jumped back.

RichVR · 2020-10-06T23:52:50.788Z

Now do Giuliani! Please?

anonymgeist · 2020-10-06T23:57:34.577Z

Barr first. Then Ol’ Rudes.

rei · 2020-10-07T00:12:42.898Z

What a weakling to need a rail

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tomchick · 2020-10-07T00:16:33.232Z

Seems he’s had a tertiary arm implanted into his right armpit. Must be some kind of upgrade.

-Tom

Stepsongrapes · 2020-10-07T00:31:33.493Z

Timex:

138:

So if and when Biden wins, where’s he gonna stay while the WH is disinfected? Because that shit needs to happen.

This would have been required even without Covid

I feel like they need to do a sweep the way the Atreides did in Dune when they took over control of Arrakis from the Harkonnens. Even then, they missed the dude with the hunter-seeker hiding in the wall. Not sure if that will be Miller, Conway, or Rudy for the Trump administration.

Intuitionist · 2020-10-07T00:36:01.183Z

tomchick:

Seems he’s had a tertiary arm implanted into his right armpit. Must be some kind of upgrade.

Should help with signing blank sheets of paper for photo ops. Could give a thumbs up at the same time.

Relayer71 · 2020-10-07T00:39:58.422Z

Just a teeny tiny side affect from the experimental COVID meds he’s on that he’s trying to get approval for.

Making Americans Grow Arms.