1658

And now I’m depressed again.

1659

The name Regeneron reminds me so much of the fake radio ad in GTA: Vice City for the mid 1980s alt-history Degenatron video game console. :-)

1660

Pretty sure VP Tucker would have to be approved by Congress and the senate so we’re probably safe on that one.

1661
1662

why is his hair white? Did they forget to apply the dye?

1663
1664

BREAKING NEWS: Four, maybe five people at the White House have not contracted COVID-19. The rest are fucked.

News at 11.

1665

He is known as Trump the White now, the oldest and wisest of his ancient order. He has come through the time of trial stronger than ever, and now no mere Covrog can defeat him.

1666

Donald the Pestilent

1667

Just watched the latest Trump video and he looks like they are already having his make up done by a mortician.

1668

I’LL JUST GO BACK HOME TO STAY THERE FOR QUARANTINE, NO WORKING, JUST IN THE RESIDENCE, I PROMISE!!!

1669

“These steroids are better than adderal! Fuck yeah let’s do some rallies!”

1670

I’m sure this plan will come off flawlessly!

1671

The coronavirus outbreak has infected “34 White House staffers and other contacts” in recent days, according to an internal government memo, an indication that the disease has spread among more people than previously known in the seat of American government.

1672

Am I the only one a little worried that our government has been taken over by Nurgle cultists?

1673

My sole solace is that I don’t think Trump is capable of genuinely believing in a higher power than himself.

1674

Only the Slaanesh cultists in the White House are worried. The rest of us knew it was all a Chaos shitshow anyway.

1675

That’s a bold move, cotton.

1676
1677

We can do contact tracing to find it - but they don’t want to - because would be like UV light in a love hotel mattress

It don’t really matter who but how and how is by not using mask and social distancing - the mask part totally avoidable