For a moment I thought that both @Thrag’s article and @Timex’s were from the Onion. With DJT, it is hard to tell.
jpinard
1679
Since he’s supposed to be quarantining, can Michigan deny him the visit? Otherwise it’s like inviting a plague rat to Constantinople.
Heh, I glanced at it and thought the Onion one was legit for a moment. It is indeed hard to tell.
I feel really sorry for the Onion writers. The Trump administration is so crazy that no matter how outlandish piece is produced, it still sounds plausibly true.
Right? I’m kind of surprised the Onion is still in business, considering that real life passed their usualy standard of absurd years ago.
I still remember their headline when W won: Our Long National Nightmare of Peace and Prosperity is Over. Truer words were never printed.
CraigM
1683
Since you and @arrendek posted pts 1&2, heres pt 3
I don’t look forward to the fresh horrors Pt 4 will obliquely recap :(
I am daily reminded of this now-evergreen Onion article prophecy:
Yeah, I think that has now eclipsed this one:
Thank god. If he’s negative tomorrow, he should be home free, at least from the superspreader debate.
Nesrie
1690
My past self did not think Sept or Oct could be as bad as it has been either… I am throwing October out right now just to save myself any false hope.
Geez, when I first read that I assumed it would say he tested positive and I was about to freak out.
They have pledged to release to the pool the results of every test he takes.
Even the 10m dive? I hear that one is daunting.
Biden can still do a Triple Lindy.
Yeah, that one is also definitive.
I mean, yeah, but then again our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity is definitely still over.
Time’s Virus of the Year.
