What is that from?

I’ve never watched it, but I’d guess the US Office?

Yeah, it’s from the office.

Blasphemy!

We’re living in strange times…

The worst possible fucking timeline.

Simple: hire an escort. You’re welcome.

His idea of the Superman t-shirt would have worked with his rabid base. It’s no different than the shopped Rambo image of him. I’m sure that stupid painter who glorifies him would have painted that scene.

His base would have eaten it up. His base would also slurp up his feces.

I used Bag Balm. “Vermont’s Bag Balm”. Originally for cows, easy to find at any low end store/drug store.

Smells pretty bad, but hey, if that is where you are putting it, not usually an issue.

That fact that it didn’t happen probably won’t stop that painter from doing it anyway.

So when he revealed the Superman shirt would ICE have tackled him and sent him to a detention camp for being an illegal alien?

Pretty much describes my feelings of late.

That begs the question, what would Super Trump’s kryptonite be?

Truth, justice, and the American Way.

Laughed out loud in bed at this and then had to explain myself to the thankfully-not-yet-asleep wife.

That story confirms that Trump’s maturity never made it past 11 years old, which is evidenced by his schoolyard bully personality.

Earlier today Twitter flagged one of Trump’s Tweets where he once again claimed that his doctors consider him immune and that he poses no risk for spreading the disease. He wants to return to the campaign trail immediately.

President Trump has asked his campaign to put him on the road every single day from now until Nov. 3.

Behind the scenes: His team is in the process of scheduling events to make that happen, two sources familiar with the discussions tell Axios. But not everyone thinks this is a good idea. One adviser said, “He’s going to kill himself.”

Best-case scenario.