“Governor Bush, was your daddy right? How about your brother?”

The one sensible thing Trump says, and he’s mocked for being too close to Obama.

Did Paul bring a squad of UK cheerleaders with him? (UK = U of Kentucky, not Brits)

“It’s time to punch the Russians in the nose.”

Ummm… ok.

In fairness, if they’re looking for the grand poobah of innocent-child-murdering vis-a-vis airstrikes, he’s the illegal immygran mooselimb in office right now!

“I’m not talking to anyone I don’t wanna. Communication is for the weak.”

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAR WITH RUSSIA LETS DO THIS

Don’t fly into New Jersey.

Amazing. These responses are nuts.

Rand Paul looking rational. That’s what things have come to.

To be fair, you can’t set up a no fly zone and then not shoot down planes that fly in it.

The answer, if you don’t want WW3, is to not set up a no fly zone if you think enforcing it would result in a shooting war with Russia.

Rand just owned Christie so hard.

Way to show weakness in the face of Putin, Obama Clinton!

It’s almost as if the only way to win is not to play.

What did the Lancet study say, more than a million dead in the aftermath of the Iraq war?

I don’t think we did them any favors.

Another good zinger from Bush: “Don’t get your info from shows… I dunno if that’s Sunday or Saturday morning.”

TRUMP SAYS CNN IS MEAN

“CNN is being mean to me. By the way, look at me.”

Jeb nailing Trump, Trump coming off like the world’s biggest asshole.

Trump is on the verge of throwing a total tantrum.