Presidential Race 2016

Tin_Wisdom · 2015-12-15T19:41:49.000Z

So far, the most informative thing about this debate has been that Hateful Eight commercial.

Telefrog · 2015-12-15T19:43:44.000Z

“I would make China handle Kim Jung Un.”

Rightbug · 2015-12-15T19:44:45.000Z

Timex:

But if Trump is the nominee, I am going to pull the D as a pure protest vote. If that is where the party decides to go, then I want them to lose as bad as possible. I want to shatter the party so we can start picking up the pieces.

Derbain:

I’ve never voted for the Democrat candidate in a presidential election, but I will most likely do so if Trump or Cruz wins the nomination. I suppose I could toss my vote to a third party candidate, but I would only do that if it already looked the Democrat’s candidate had the election locked up. I just cannot bear the thought of a Trump or Cruz presidency.

The good news for both of you is that Clinton is a perfectly good Republican.

Tin_Wisdom · 2015-12-15T19:47:22.000Z

Bush’s goofy neck-shrug is doing him no favors.

ShivaX · 2015-12-15T19:50:22.000Z

Trump made a good point on nuclear proliferation?

ShivaX · 2015-12-15T19:50:56.000Z

“He’s just fine don’t worry about it.”

Tin_Wisdom · 2015-12-15T19:52:40.000Z

Trump: never mind what I said about Cruz. I take it all back.

Cruz: I will have man-love with Donald Trump. Also, Clinton and Obama are bad.

Telefrog · 2015-12-15T19:53:06.000Z

“Please tell us how badly you’d like to be Mr Trump’s running mate.”

ShivaX · 2015-12-15T19:53:07.000Z

Also Barack Obama and Hilary Clinton. - Ted Cruz

Telefrog · 2015-12-15T19:55:57.000Z

“Now that all the polls say I’m going to be the nominee, I’ll totally pledge not to run as an independent.”

Quaro · 2015-12-15T20:06:08.000Z

Everyone just keeps mentioning political correctness in contexts where it makes no sense. Must have been a memo.

Timex · 2015-12-15T20:06:59.000Z

It’s hilarious that Trump’s final remarks are exactly the same vacuous nonsense he said at the first debate.

Telefrog · 2015-12-15T20:08:36.000Z

Jeb was literally just wandering around wondering what to do next.

Tin_Wisdom · 2015-12-15T20:09:11.000Z

Closing statements:

Christie: have I mentioned 9/11? Because I was totally involved in that. In a good way.

Firoina: I am a woman who is not Hilary.

Bush: I am still here.

Rubio: American Dream! That’s me!

Cruz: Obama sucks. Reagan!

Carson: I totally went to other countries! I can name some of them now.

Trump: Our country sucks. If I win it will suck less.

Kaisich: I probably spoke before Christie.

Miramon · 2015-12-15T20:15:51.000Z

Rightbug:

The good news for both of you is that Clinton is a perfectly good Republican.

This is the saddest thing. Clinton really is a Republican according to traditional Republican policy points and allies. Nelson Rockefeller would have been proud to have been her Vice President. Nixon would wonder if perhaps she was a little too conservative, and if being so obviously friendly with Wall Street was a good idea, politically. Reagan would have embraced her wholeheartedly if Nancy would have let him.

cornfuzed · 2015-12-15T20:18:57.000Z

Next year Hillary will be saying…“I do solemnly swear…”

Like it or not, it will happen.

Timex · 2015-12-15T20:23:22.000Z

Ted Cruz looked extremely creeped out when trump patted him on his shoulder.

Balasarius · 2015-12-15T20:24:40.000Z

Timex:

What’s sad is that Rubio’s biggest weakness in the debate is the fact that he supports a totally reasonable, non bigoted views on immigration.

It’s even more sad that 20 years to be considered for citizenship is reasonable.

Balasarius · 2015-12-15T20:25:50.000Z

Tin Wisdom:

Closing statements:

Christie: have I mentioned 9/11? Because I was totally involved in that. In a good way.

Christie’s 9/11 pandering was 1,000 times worse than Hillary’s.

Woolen_Horde · 2015-12-15T20:41:23.000Z

cornfuzed:

Next year Hillary will be saying…“I do solemnly swear…”

Like it or not, it will happen.

Technically, that would be the year after next.