I missed the first hour of the debate but sat through a good chunk of the second half. My thoughts:
Rubio: The only person up on that stage that has a tiny hope of beating the demographic challenge that a GOP candidate faces is Rubio. Although I don’t like pretty much any of his views, I found myself WANTING to like them because I really like him. The guy is probably a non-entity in this election, but he might be a viable contender in 2020.
Trump: Yup.
Bush: Looked better this go-round, but he still looked pretty goofy and just a little out of his depth. He stammers a lot more than I would expect from a professional politician.
Cruz: Spent most of the part I watched with his nose firmly lodged up Trump’s ass. I wonder if he’s gone from “running so I can get good speaking fees” to “running so that Trump will pick me as a VP… so I can get great speaking fees”?
Kasich: I think he was on stage somewhere. Not entirely sure.
Fiorina: She looked very poised and commanding. Like Rubio, I kind of wanted to like what she was saying. Unlike Rubio, every thing she said made me dislike her more and more. Her slam at Trump was masterful.
Carson: To me, he looked slightly more confident but a great deal more lost this time. He talked a fair amount, but it was mostly uninformed nonsense. Two things that stuck with me: when asked about illegal immigration, he said that workers coming over to do agricultural work should get special dispensation because “Americans don’t want to do those jobs”. While the latter is true, Americans generally don’t want to do those jobs because the pay is below minimum wage; Carson is basically saying he supports a permanent sub-class of low-wage migrant workers. The second statement was also a weird one: talking about going to war in Afghanistan in the days after 9/11, Carson said that we should have held off and threatened Middle Eastern countries with (the US) becoming energy-independent… because he felt that threat (the potential loss income) would have led to OBL being turned over. Yeah.
Walker: When I was watching, he pretty much interrupted the moderator in order to say something - anything! - on the subject. It was the only time I saw him speak.
Huckabee: Really, really feels strongly about the whole Davis thing.
Paul: Tried to pick fights, but no one wanted to spar. I was glad he was there to show that there is a non-Hawk side to the GOP nowadays.
Christie: Got in a good zinger while Firorina and Trump were waving their respective CEO dicks around. But that’s about it.
The Moderators: Were there any?