Put your male copulatory organ to work and make $$$

Heidi Fleiss is planning to open up a stud farm in Nevada! Now if they can just make a pill to eliminate the male refractory period you could end up making a big wad of cash in a single day :lol:

“Women make more money these days, they’re calling the shots, they’re more powerful. And let’s face it, it’s hard to meet someone,” she said.

Ohhhhhh sex with someone rich and powerful like Carla Fiorina!

Or how about good ole Sandra!

That’s one way to treat MoDo.

Refractory period?

I thought Viagra got it hard and kept it hard?

If ya got the stick to play, keep shooting pool.

And besides I thought women were more into the oral fun(receiving) anyway?

Warning: In some cases subjects have experianced erections four hours long. Which is really big mouse!

I hear she likes fucking really really big mouse.

Womens’ preferences run over the whole ballpark. Never assume your new girlfriend likes something just because your old girlfriend did, not even the Oral Fun™.

Womens’ preferences run over the whole ballpark. Never assume your new girlfriend likes something just because your old girlfriend did, not even the Oral Fun™.[/quote]

Heh. I daresay that, while it’s possible that some women just plain don’t like the Oral Fun, if your new girlfriend doesn’t seem to appreciate it, it’s less likely that she doesn’t like the OF and more likely that you just need to grind out some skill ups.

I’d be hoping to serve Madeline Albright:

or Janet Reno

Womens’ preferences run over the whole ballpark. Never assume your new girlfriend likes something just because your old girlfriend did, not even the Oral Fun™.[/quote]

Heh. I daresay that, while it’s possible that some women just plain don’t like the Oral Fun, if your new girlfriend doesn’t seem to appreciate it, it’s less likely that she doesn’t like the OF and more likely that you just need to grind out some skill ups.[/quote]

That’s what I love about this forum…

“My mad cunnilingus skillz pwnzor yours!!!”

Womens’ preferences run over the whole ballpark. Never assume your new girlfriend likes something just because your old girlfriend did, not even the Oral Fun™.[/quote]

Heh. I daresay that, while it’s possible that some women just plain don’t like the Oral Fun, if your new girlfriend doesn’t seem to appreciate it, it’s less likely that she doesn’t like the OF and more likely that you just need to grind out some skill ups.[/quote]

That’s what I love about this forum…

“My mad cunnilingus skillz pwnzor yours!!!”[/quote]

Hee hee, seriously. She might have some kind of hang-up associated with it (they feel they’re unclean and smelly down there and that you are secretly disgusted and holding back projectile vomit, etc.). Also, you can virtually guarantee that whatever your old girlfriend totally grooved on, your new one absolutely hates. It’s what makes them so fun!

The whole different strokes for different folks part is fine, but I always found it amusing when I’d do somethiing that had driven the last girl insane with pleasure and they’d say “don’t you know that girls don’t like that?” As if they knew…

And she forgot to say that even with chemical help, there’s no way anyone is getting up for the kind of women old enough to be earning those millions.

Yeah. You read Playboy - Hell, Cosmo even - and they have these articles on how to drive your woman wild with pleasure. So, they offer testimonials from a variety of desirable females named Jennifer, Amy, and Lisa. They invariably go like this:

“I loved it when my man grabbed me, threw me down on the bed, tore off all my clothes and savaged me! I like it kind of rough!” --Lisa

AHAHAHAHAHAHA HEY THINK I’ll TRY THAT ON THE MISSUS TONIGHT WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

“My boyfriend has a motorcycle. GOd, he takes me for a ride on that magnificent machine, the engine thrumming between my legs. I always end up attacking him the second we get home!” -Jennifer

Rest assured Jennifer+1 will shriek in abject terror if you took her for a spin on a mtorcycle, even if you staye don the surface streets and didn’t go over 35MPH.

It goes on and on. The only lesson is, pay attention to what she says, and pump her for info on her likes/dislikes. It’s the only way! Oh, and don’t brag about how “Yeah, I knew you’d like that, you said you did last week.” Save that for like, marriage, when you get legitimate props for doing what she likes. Early on, you gotta make it seem like you’re into it, too. I mean, nobody thinks anybody is actually paying attention to them or their wants or needs, man or woman, so the best shot is to make your interests jibe. even if, you know, “interests” may mean underwater basket weaving, or long walks on the beach (sigh), or having her wear patent leather boots and a Kasier Wilhelm helmet while she plows your rectum with a bottle brush.

Of course, those same articles for driving your man wild generally boil down to variations on two themes:

  1. More oral sex.
  2. Another woman joining in.

The better articles unite the two themes.

:shock:

You forgot the other type of sex… :twisted: