Camp will begin in a week. In the meantime, we recognize our 2020 champion who has won the Wumpus Discourse Memorial Trophy ™ in last year’s Champion Bowl™ .
“Congratulations, @gutsball! You b****! We are all gunning for you! Watch your back!”
Now with those pleasantries out of the way let’s look at this year’s teams.
Our owners (in order above):
Skipper’s Deadskins are now the Serious Team Deadskins (STDs) with a new logo. They’re positively infectious and plan to inject you with some pigskin toughness!
We welcome moneybags beer brewer @kelan as a new owner, who has purchased the Rshetts and renamed them Roo’s Brew Crew. They are refurbishing their stadium but are being courted by St. Louis and Milwaukee.