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Focus on my glory, you!
Despondant, I sulk.

Quatoria, you little scamp. Not on my watch. I won’t have it, man.

Oh! Machfive replies!
Behold! Awesome rage.
Where did my soda go?

Oh! Machfive replies!
Behold! Awesome rage.
Where did my soda go?

To the place, on high, where left socks go when they die.

It had meter AND 17 syllables. Bow.

/me giggles uncontrollably and hopes his sleeping drugs kick in soon

Soda found! Drank it.
My thirst, alas: yet unquenched.
The humanity.

Okay, what the god-
damn fucking hell are you shit-
heads talking about?

For sure, woe is you.
Sirens scream a thousand shrieks
For you’re unsated .

For sure, woe is you.
Sirens scream a thousand shrieks
For you’re unsated .[/quote]

Again you taunt me.
And yet, victory is mine.
Soon your drugs kick in.

I have no fucking clue anymore. I dig haiku.

Especially haiku with wangs, and talk thereof.

(Especially; four syllabels, right? Or is it five?)

T’is false; for I shall return to smite you anon.

Wet and sulphurous
Like the springs at Tokaido
My mind spews more rot

Haiku is just fine
Consider, though, that it strokes
Andrew Bub’s ego

Please stop this lame shit.
Only homos and sissies
Waste time on this crap.

Jesus, not this shit.
I only left for three days
and now you’re all gay.

Nyarlahotop
Ai Cthulu Ftan! Ftan!
Ai Shub-Niggurath

Through the looking glass.
Hardware has corrupted fun.
Everything Else blows.

So, what are you boy?
A homo or a sissie?
Name your corruption!

I cede defeat to this man. I’m not worthy!

Isn’t it really spelled Nyarlathotep, instead? I can’t remember.

Atop his post count, Tyjenks’ gaze wanders upon haiku, and despairs.