Radio

Kill me now.

If I don’t fall over from Joker-endorsed fits of brain-seizing laughter, my brain will go numb from the wretched feel-goodness of the show. I just saw the trailer and think I’m going to have to listen to the Soviet national anthem a few times, and watch a Hitler speech or two, to get some semblance of moral balance in life.

We’re not teaching him, Jakub. He’s teaching us.

I posted a message to this effect a few months ago.

On ESPN, the ads make it seem like this action flick, with faster editing and pounding music.

I listen to the Soviet national anthem every 12 hours of music-listening, and it hasn’t done anything to my morals. Or so they say.

There 's a couple of movies released every October-December belonging to the infamous genre: “I’m playing a retard so I can win an oscar”. That quoted line makes it into every such film.

It was also in Sea Bisquit.

I’m hoping Sparky comes up with a Sea Bizquick photshop right now.

Ay caramba. I saw this trailer again today. You seriously couldn’t make a consciously Spinal Tap-style parody of this genre (as Desslock calls it, the “look Oscar, I’m playing a retard!” genre) that would be any funnier than this trailer. How embarrassing.

The whole time I was watching I was just thinking, “what this movie needs is John Belushi to walk in and bash Radio over the head with a guitar.”

It’s like a reverse parody of the Water Boy!

It’s not a bad movie