Random thought thread!

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lincoln!!!

Yep. There’s two right now. Also, Boxhead is up to 49 posts now! But WHERE ARE THEY?

yeah, you rightttt!!!

Games Online to play: boxhead 2

Finarly I did it!!!

It struck me as kinda sad that his next to last post was a link to his spam site after he passed the anti-spam post threshold, then the last post was

And then all his posts were deleted and he was banned.

I imagine this poor fellow hunched on a stool in a sweatshop in mainland china or the philipines, staring in stunned silence as his victory was so cruelly snatched away. A stream of tears roll down his cheek as he rests his head in his hands. He wonders how he will feed his family, all relying on his spam income. He fears returning home to face his wife, his in-laws, his parents, his children, his neices and nephews, and the rest of his extended family to tell them that they would be eating thin gruel again tonight when he had promised them a fat chicken. His wife says nothing, of course, she never does, she never would, but disappointment shines in her eyes. As usual.

Tomorrow, he begins again.

FINARLY I DID IT!!

We should take some pic off imgur and macro it with that.

He got all teh way to 58, too. I’m sad.

Tell us this, Stusser-What was he hocking? Viagra? Russian brides? Because I hear Rimbo could use both.

It was supposedly a link to a flash-gaming portal, probably infested with cyber-HIV. I didn’t click on it.

What, really? Damn, my predictions of old flash games may have been true!

You launch that fucker in Firefox or Chrome with noscript and sandboxie STAT, young man! I have to know.

The worst thing about evil work weeks like this one is that Billy Joel’s “Pressure” sometimes gets stuck in my head, and I fucking hate Billy Joel, because I’m a PUNK ROCKER.

You have to learn to pace yourself.

It’s a start…

You forgot the !!!. They are mandatory components of Boxhead’s pathos-ridden journey home.

And I added a drop shadow.

I am now 0-3 for actually enjoying going to a club.

You’re just like everybody else.

Well, my friends enjoy it. Hell if I know why… terrible music, lighting seemingly designed to trigger migraines, and it’s not like anybody is socializing outside of their preformed social group.

grumpy

You didn’t drink, huh? it’s pretty much impossible to enjoy being in a club if you’re sober. It can still suck if you’re drinking, but at least you have a fighting chance.