Nah, I’m pretty sure that most of the programmers here will cite joy of creation as one of the reasons they do what they do.

ayup.

Hm. I didn’t realize cats could actually double-jump, let alone the fat ones.

Haha thanks to above, I found Team Fortress cats which actually had me chuckle outloud.

Sometimes opposites don’t attract.

Portland Oregon is the least manliest city in the united states.

This is what happens when you have the most strip clubs per capita of any major American city!

There’s no justice in the world - while many have trouble finding work, I’m currently pulling 12-14 hour workdays, plus being on-call on top of all of that.

Why don’t people listen when I say “feeling pain, get on a plane.”

Do any authors still write characters into novels as ways of settling petty personal scores? That was pretty awesome.

What does that mean?

Well, they don’t call it the Beaver State for nothing.

      • Somewhere about a mile off the coast of Belleair Beach, Florida, Jerry Whipple, was spotted on a pool float - - - in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico - - - “suspected of being extremely inebriated”, Coast Guard officials say that Jerry was very lucky - - - "Depending on what the tides and currents are doing, he could have never been seen again” - - -

The quality, or expertise of medical staff (doctors) in remote areas leaves a lot to be desired. Not that all should be tarred with the same brush, I have met some amazingly talented doctors, but they are quickly taken up into the big metropolitan hospitals. Basically, with health care, get out of town if possible (or somehow don’t get sick).

I’m pretty sure there are more than fifty cities in the US.

Knock-kneed is the opposite of bow-legged.

Using “phone is ringin’…ooohh my God” from “Get It Together” as my ringtone was the worst decision ever and I want to smash my phone any time someone calls.

So, Hit Self Destruct dude Duncan Fyfe bizzarely said QT3 is worse than GAF because we are not self-aware of our “horribly, bottomlessly [stupidity].”

I just clicked on a thread on GAF, and I’m 110% his criticism applies to them and not us.

You’re proving his point alex.

He prefers NeoGaf because NeoGaf is stupid and they know it, where as he thinks that we’re stupid, but we don’t, so we don’t agree with that, and therefore he doesn’t like us.

Riiiiight.

I was going for more that we are self-aware of our stupidity, and that my brief experience on GAF today just showed unadulterated, aloof inanity.