This is an awesome Rube Goldberg example of a conversation via phone, courtesy of Abstruse Goose.
Omniscia
2702
Yeah, but half that could be, like, Baldurâs Gate 2 and The Pandora Directive.
Sarkus
2703
There are a lot of multi-disk games and expansions in there. Itâs also pretty much every CD or DVD based game Iâve ever purchased on PC. Thereâs some stuff in there that I really should throw away or put in a box or something. Itâs been a long time since I loaded up the original Need for Speed. ;-)
Whatâcha got that you might get rid of? ;)
Omniscia
2705
Wow, everything outside has this weird, golden, almost sepia tone.
I wonder if thereâs a storm comingâŠ
Athryn
2706
I got in 45 minutes of exercise today (15 minutes on the torture machine, and then 30 minutes of walking later in the day.) I am proud of myself.
Strato
2707
Patience is a virtue. By waiting at the lights and refusing temptation to jay-walk, I avoided being fined by a patrol car waiting at the other side. Unlike some other dude who now owes some money to the Government.
Also, I hate people.
Houngan
2709
Thereâs not much of me left.
Mrenda
2710
Jump through the swirling Vortex. Youâre in the interdimension. Everyone else hasnât been disappearing, theyâve just been going to their proper Universe.
Scrax
2711
I hate recruiters. I hate talking on the phone. Stop fucking bullying me, because Iâm a young newb in the world of business. Thereâs something lost in the art of negotition or wtf-ever when you place me on hold every 5 minutes.
*As I am currently on hold now.
Sarkus
2712
Further proof the end of the world is near:
I went to renew my drivers license today, and I was in and out in less then 15 minutes.
Houngan
2713
I went to take my motorcycle driving test, and was done in 10. Whatâs that say about the test?
H.
Omniscia
2714
Last time I did that, I was there for nearly four hours.
Fortunately, I brought my copy of Maloryâs Le Morte dâArthur with me, and the first couple of pages flew by like that.
Beware the can opener. Beware the can.
Jojo
2716
Happy birthday Delta.
There was a double rainbow in my backyard today. I took some very bad iPhone photos, but I did not have any kind of mystical experience.
Sarkus
2717
Whatâs funny is that there were actually a fair number of people there, but I guess they were doing really complicated stuff or something. I took my ticket and before I knew it they were calling me up. Then they asked me a few questions, took my money, and made me do the quick eye test, then told me to sit down until called up for the picture. That took like five minutes.
I actually felt bad for everyone else. Apparently renewals are super fast; taking your tests must be the part they canât keep up with anymore.
omniglot.com is a dangerous, dangerous place.
Also, tha mo bhĂ ta-foluaimein loma-lĂ n easgannan.
Scrax
2719
Stop raining already! My dog needs to poop!
Omniscia
2720
Stupid WPTZ. Iâm trying to watch The Office and your feed has gone dark. FIX IT! Now!