Random thought thread!

Speak_With_Bread · 2010-10-04T06:39:02.000Z

Scrax:

“What do you mean ‘Justin Bieber’ isn’t a proper safe word?”

Bahahahahahahahaha. :D

VSys114 · 2010-10-04T08:17:30.000Z

<=== The item to your left if now your weapon in the zombie apocalypse

Mine: black Xbox360 controller >__>

Staff_Sergeant · 2010-10-04T12:57:50.000Z

I guess I have a choice between a desk lamp, a clipboard, a notebook, and some pens.

JoshV · 2010-10-04T13:15:39.000Z

VSys114:

<=== The item to your left is now your weapon in the zombie apocalypse

Mine: black Xbox360 controller >__>

Mine: a floor lamp. It might actually be pretty decent. at stopping zombies.

(On my right there is a coat rack, also probably handy. I might end up ok if the Zombi Apoc happens)

balut · 2010-10-04T13:21:00.000Z

A crappy work computer, or Optimus Prime. I’m going to have to go with Optimus Prime.

Scrax · 2010-10-04T13:28:53.000Z

A fork.

It is quite frightening however.

Raife · 2010-10-04T13:34:18.000Z

The item to my left is an unopened bottle of beer. How many health dots does that restore? One?

I do have a mostly full bottle of whiskey to my right and theres a full bottle of vodka on the counter. I could move things around.

John_Many_Jars · 2010-10-04T13:42:41.000Z

Bleach fumes kind of hurt. Tasty, though.

Kalle · 2010-10-04T13:45:29.000Z

I will kill zombies with my electric toothbrush.

Mightynute · 2010-10-04T14:19:29.000Z

Hmm. To my left… two 8-inch letter openers. Ideal for destruction of the brain via icepick-style insertion/rotation into eye cavity. I am so prepared for a zombie invasion. Just in case.

Anaxagoras · 2010-10-04T14:38:15.000Z

Dear Sir,

The flu is unpleasant. Please remove it from the next iteration of the world. Thank you.

Sincerely,
A Disgruntled Customer

kerzain · 2010-10-04T14:57:58.000Z

Did you just call God Sir?

BTW, the item on my left is a bottle of Dr Scholls Odor Destroyer foot powder.

Demon_G_Sides · 2010-10-04T15:14:40.000Z

A speaker, a marker, my Incredible, or my housemate’s laptop.

John_Many_Jars · 2010-10-04T15:31:23.000Z

Why do the bubbles inside the wax globs in my lava lamp never burst?

Sarkus · 2010-10-05T10:53:27.000Z

When you live in a house with other renters, you should not treat the washing machine as your laundry basket.

Satan · 2010-10-05T11:18:11.000Z

Anaxagoras:

Dear Sir,

The flu is unpleasant. Please remove it from the next iteration of the world. Thank you.

Sincerely,
A Disgruntled Customer

You know, I could help you with that… I just need something from you.

kerzain · 2010-10-05T11:45:29.000Z

Damn, you’ve already played out the joke and you’re barely on post 2. Well that kinda sucks, I had high hopes for you.

Satan · 2010-10-05T12:00:34.000Z

Disappointment is wholly in my repertoire. In fact, I’d go as far as to say that degrees of disappointment are my repertoire.

kerzain · 2010-10-05T12:05:45.000Z

The ironic thing about that statement is that now you’re back on track.

Omniscia · 2010-10-05T12:09:44.000Z

But his puzzling us is the nature of his game!