kerzain
2761
No, I think you have that backwards. God is all about confusing us, with easily mis-interpreted stuff like the bible and playing keep away with the truth.
Satan is all about telling you the straight truth by encouraging you to eat from The Tree of Knowledge.
5,031 troll posts and counting, folks! This is quite the streak.
Scrax
2763
Look idiots. âEntry-levelâ does not mean 5-7 years of experience.
VSys114
2765

How old were you when your dad bought you your first finger box?
I was 14, and he surprised me with the Ay-o Kit. I still have the Beetle and Cricket boxes but wore out the rest.
kerzain
2767
A wood box with a rubber membrane inside, you can put your finger inside and feel the content.
The phallic overtones are overwhelming me.
VSys114
2768
ay-o only used wood none of that mass produced plastic crap. I tried making my friend a 4-hole version, but I could never get the dove-tail joints right.
I really need to retitle my latest Pandora station âGuilty Pleasure Music.â
I could live happily only having access to icecream sandwiches for sustenance.
Ahhhh⊠popped my cherry
Goddamnit Apple, I know the app is too big to dl over 3G but Iâm not going to gave wifi access for another four days and the sale will end before then. Register the sale and just let me dl it later!
Sarkus
2773
I find it amusing that the Sydney, Australia, newspaper has a bunch of gossipy ânot really newsâ type stories from the US. They canât find enough of this stuff in Australia itself to keep them interested? ;-)
kerzain
2774
You canât find enough to read in American newspapers to keep you entertained/interested?
OOOHHHH, BUUUUURRRRRRNNNNN.
Sarkus
2775
Did it ever occur to you that I was looking at the Sydney paper precisely to get news about Australia? Itâs not like its covered in the US.
Enjoy your childish post.
Wow. Do you misunderstand every joke, or just most of them?
Sarkus
2777
I fully understand the joke he was trying to make, I just think it was stupid and unnecessary to respond with that.
Odd seeing you get worked up here after you just called out someone modifying a quote of yours in another thread.
âSide effects may include anorexiaâ? When the hell did anorexia become a side effect?
Scrax
2779
The same time when âpermanent pigmentation of the eye may occurâ did. Being beautiful these days means being more than a little bit hardcore.
http://nonadventures.com/2010/09/11/lashes-to-ashes/
walTer
2780
My 12 year old daughter announced that she wants an iPadâŠand is willing to buy it with her own moneyâŠKidsâŠI wish I had the money to buy one.