No, I think you have that backwards. God is all about confusing us, with easily mis-interpreted stuff like the bible and playing keep away with the truth.

Satan is all about telling you the straight truth by encouraging you to eat from The Tree of Knowledge.

5,031 troll posts and counting, folks! This is quite the streak.

Look idiots. “Entry-level” does not mean 5-7 years of experience.

I saw one burst today.

How old were you when your dad bought you your first finger box?

I was 14, and he surprised me with the Ay-o Kit. I still have the Beetle and Cricket boxes but wore out the rest.

?

What’s that?

A wood box with a rubber membrane inside, you can put your finger inside and feel the content.

The phallic overtones are overwhelming me.

ay-o only used wood none of that mass produced plastic crap. I tried making my friend a 4-hole version, but I could never get the dove-tail joints right.

I really need to retitle my latest Pandora station “Guilty Pleasure Music.”

I could live happily only having access to icecream sandwiches for sustenance.

Ahhhh
 popped my cherry

Goddamnit Apple, I know the app is too big to dl over 3G but I’m not going to gave wifi access for another four days and the sale will end before then. Register the sale and just let me dl it later!

I find it amusing that the Sydney, Australia, newspaper has a bunch of gossipy “not really news” type stories from the US. They can’t find enough of this stuff in Australia itself to keep them interested? ;-)

You can’t find enough to read in American newspapers to keep you entertained/interested?

OOOHHHH, BUUUUURRRRRRNNNNN.

Did it ever occur to you that I was looking at the Sydney paper precisely to get news about Australia? It’s not like its covered in the US.

Enjoy your childish post.

Wow. Do you misunderstand every joke, or just most of them?

I fully understand the joke he was trying to make, I just think it was stupid and unnecessary to respond with that.

Odd seeing you get worked up here after you just called out someone modifying a quote of yours in another thread.

“Side effects may include anorexia”? When the hell did anorexia become a side effect?

The same time when “permanent pigmentation of the eye may occur” did. Being beautiful these days means being more than a little bit hardcore.

http://nonadventures.com/2010/09/11/lashes-to-ashes/

My 12 year old daughter announced that she wants an iPad
and is willing to buy it with her own money
Kids
I wish I had the money to buy one.