The people I’m in a group with are graduate level students, which makes it all the better that Annoying Guy never replied to any of our emails today, didn’t show up for the four scenes we ended up shooting, then sent us an apology email ten minutes ago that lol (he actually used “lol”) he didn’t check his email all day until right then, whoops.

On the one hand, we got so much done because he wasn’t there. On the other hand, I’m dropping a note to the professor. This guy hasn’t even taken a copy of any of our footage yet.

Mmmm. Cheese enchilads. Yeah, not home made, whatever. Screw that. If I’m playing Fallout NV all day I don’t have the time to make complicated meals from scratch. Something I can throw in the oven and come back in an hour for is awesome.

It is a small fucking world. I’m writing to a couple places about weddings. I’ve been trying to coordinate with this one woman for a bit, it’s for a place in Salem, but I tell her I’d rather wait until after October since I’m doing a show in Salem and traffic is already insane and I don’t want to fight it more than I have to. She says she totally understands, her son is also doing a show for Haunted Happenings.

Same show as me. I work with the kid every weekend.

My best small-world story…

I’m from a small town near Buffalo, NY. I enlisted in the Army in '96, and they sent me to California to learn a foreign language. During that training I met a girl from Wisconsin who would become my ex-wife. She had a best friend who was like a sister to her, also from Wisconsin. After California I went to more training and finally got stationed at Fort Drum, NY. I met a dude there, also named Adam, from Minnesota. It turns out that he and my ex-wife’s best friend had lived with the same family when foreign exchange students in Japan. Crazy.

Seiler is back! Set your phasers to plonk.

My best small world story. I worked with a guy pretty closely for about a year when I lived in Utah, back in the 90’s. One day he went on vacation (to California) and came back to work with pictures of he and his sister, and her long time fiance, the fiance was my brother.

The whole internet is slow tonight.

I’m watching xfactor for the first time. Go to Stockholm on Monday, and I’m nervous.

What could there possibly be to be nervous about in Stockholm?

I’m a solo traveler, this is my first time traveling outside of the states and I guess its a bit daunting. Also on a very limited budget

Oh, you’ll be fine. The world is friendlier than you think.

Just don’t couch surf with people you don’t know.

I realize it is easy for me to say this now since I don’t have kids, but if I ever do they will not be obnoxious pricks at age 6 who won’t shut up during a show, run up to get between the actors (one of which is brandishing a sword), and keep yelling “Fake! Fake!” At the top of their lungs so no one else can hear anything,

And you know, if one of my kids acts like that? I will not stand beside him looking casually the other way pretending nothing is wrong. I will pull him outside and make him wish a DSS worker was around to save him.

You mean besides the abduction of
random travellers so they can be tortured and killed for sport? We’ve seem Hostel and other movies about that stuff. You can’t fool us.

Ever heard of Stockholm Syndrome?

My sister was killed by a carniverous moose outside of Stockholm.

Don’t leave Stockholm. Don’t be like my sister.

What the fuck is up with Randy Quaid?

ITYM: Why doesn’t Randy Quaid have a reality show? Oh, I guess he does… it’s on CNN.

Boardgame parties are awesome, geeks are awesome, my friends rock, and the fact that the cleaning up from the party took less than 15 minutes kicks ass.

Horror movies have ruined dolls for me

I just want to know if the US government is going to be able to assassinate Randy Quaid in Canada without them getting all uppity about it. Surely they realize what a great threat he is to stability in the region.