It’s okay, he always rings twice.

Blerg, both are amazing on Blu-ray. I hope you get them soon!

I have 2 girlfriends. One makes 85k a year the other is unemployed.

Hate breaking up, can’t I keep both?

Not forever… usually.

So anyone know Stockholm much and can give me some tips on things I absolutely have to do here? Places to see, eat at, drink at?

Lucky.

Sure you can, so long as you’re willing to deal with the complications that will inevitably arise. You could always just turn it around - get a hot tub, pop your collar, and introduce them and try to swing a threesome. You know, go Full Guapo on the situation.

I’m new here. What’s this about Guapo and ladies?

Also, his wallet is too small for fifties, and his diamond shoes are too tight!

Pop my collar…who wears a shirt in a hot tub? And like Mr. Sienfeld said once, I’m not really an orgy kinda guy.

Actually, going to stick with employed lady. She’s far more interesting and fun.

Just never very good at the whole break up thing.

Clearly the proper solution would be to convince the employed girlfriend to hire the unemployed one, perhaps as a live in housekeeper, and then just watch the laughs roll in as you attempt to hide both your relationships from the other.

I am confident that absolutely nothing could go wrong.

This only works if he owns/operates a ski resort in Denver and you turn it into a sitcom.

Why am I getting ads for Forex in some arabic script? Surely looking at Farsi on the Rosetta Stone website wouldn’t do that.

Thank you Chandler.

Hahahah, brilliant.

And yes, the starter ship is a piece of junk.

I wish Netflix Streaming would get more studio support. I never find anything I go searching for specifically, instead I just have to scroll through what they do have in the hopes of seeing something that catches my eye. Although this can be very rewarding, sometimes I am just in the mood to watch a particular movie right now.

Funny enough, none of this makes me want to see a return of local video rental stores.

Walked up a mountain trail. It was hard. Walking down, much more harder.

Damn gravity. Still, nice view from the top.

You’re one badass fucking fractal.

TWO DAYS! How long does it take?!

n > 2, apparently.

Every time I hear Tesla on the radio, I think to myself, “Hmmm, I kinda like these guys.”