JoshV
3021
Then you realize it laid a 1000 eggs in your peanut butter.
kerzain
3022
It almost seems like nobody likes to actually negotiate contracts any more, and they get offended if you try.
Sarkus
3023
No peanut butter. But I think it might have been laying eggs on my monitor, so I escorted it out into the rest of the house.
I work a total of 13.5 hours in the six day period starting today. I finished Fallout NV on Sunday and now Iâm bored and canât find anything I want to do with all this free time. Why donât these things ever line up so that you get a game or something else time consuming youâve been looking forward to right as you have the time to enjoy it? Itâs always no time to enjoy what you just got or nothing to enjoy when you have the time.
Eilonwy
3024
I hate setting up firewall rules.
Todayâs moment of Zen: a âpatrioticâ CD meant âfor the troopsâ by an aspiring country singer, which contains covers of both Lee Greenwoodâs âProud To Be An Americanâ, the Battle Hymn of the Republic, and Neil Youngâs âRockinâ In The Free Worldâ.
One of these things is not like the otherâŠ
Yeah. One of them actually rocks.
JoshV
3027
Time to trawl through Steam sales, Xbox Live Arcade & Indie games =)
Or try a Free to play MMO?
Raife
3028
Or see if he can hit 20,000 posts in the next 6 days and win the free Smart Car Tom gives away.
Sarkus
3029
Iâm pretty sure Kerzain has me beat to 20,000 posts. ;-)
Raife
3030
To people that arenât creepy, beardyman stalkers.
Sarkus
3031
Grandma starts every sentence to her with âI know a little girl . . .â
Dadâs response to her when she complains or cries is to mimic her, which just results in her getting upset.
And the three year old keeps walking around and complaining that she is hungry (at 10PM at night) even though theyâve offered her nine or ten different things.
She finally settled on cold soup.
I wish I could move.
Raife
3032
I just realized that a random dude who friended me on Facebook like six months ago is our state house majority leader. I am Facebook friends with way too many politicians.
November 17th is less than 2 weeks away.
Itâs good to see that everyone is excited about mmalloyâs birthday.
Raife
3035
What kind of a loser has a birthday on a Wednesday?
Eilonwy
3036
Fool, you get to celebrate double if your birthday falls in the middle of the week. You get taken out to dinner that night, then have a party on the weekend. BIRTHDAY WEEK!
She also gets to control the remote and go to bed whenever she wants.
Eilonwy
3038
And wear the birthday crown!
Oddly enough the birthday crown is also sometimes the Halloween crown, the engagement crown, the wedding crown, the someone elseâs birthday crown, the rainy day crown and the Tuesday crown.
Is there an actual, physical crown?