3041

Yes.

And that’s not true, Bahimiron! I have three different crowns: one for birthdays, one for Halloween, and one for the wedding. It’s my sister’s birthday crown that I currently have in my possession that can be used for any occasion and usually Tuesdays.

I guess technically I actually have four. The Old Birthday Crown has been retired though, since I’ve had it since I was one and it did not age well.

3042

Well NOW what is your Secret Santa supposed to get you?

3043

Felicity’s holiday gown, of course!

3044

You can never have too many crowns.

Edit: Calrification November 17th comment

3045

But then I won’t have enough friends to advance in Frontierville…

3046

Right. That’s my university application away, marking the end of a process that (as I mentioned before) was about as much fun as fighting a walrus on the lip of an erupting volcano in a thunderstorm.

So now it’s all in the lap of the gods. Wish me luck, people.

3047

How does that work now? It used to be that you applied for 5 though some central body. Is that still true?

3048

I could apply to 4 for $130 and then as many more as I wanted for $30 each, all through a central governing body. The problems arise when each university wants you to use their shitty websites to submit individually tailored essays.

3049

The girl sitting next to me at the computers sounds like a fucking horse as she chews eminems.

3050

I feel kind of bad for Eminem. Nobody should go out that way.

3051

I just gave her a stern look and said “Nay”
Or however you spell the horse noise…

3052

It could be “neigh” Alex.

Anyway, I wonder if people are employed solely to make their project have an acroynm in order to create a simple word and suddenly look clever (or important). I know there is a special word for that too.

And why are there so many acronyms in the world?

3053

I’m convinced that if you look too long at Randy Orton, you will become a lesbian.

3054

How does that work, he’s so manly that you overshoot and circle all the way back to girls again? (btw, i had to look up Randy Orton. Why are you looking at wrestlers?)

My teeth… are sharp. My teeth are sharp.

My teeth… are sharp!!@!!! GAH

I’m feeling my molars with my tongue and they’re so sharp i could probably cut my tongue if i tried hard enough. Damn you orthodist from 20 years ago! He aligned my molars halfway. Now they’re wearing down only on one side at a time since the top and bottom molars are only half overlapping. So i have half the molar worn down, and the other have not having been used for 20 years. And now i have sharp teeth.

3055

Anybody here got Il 2 Sturmovik Birds of Prey?

I’ve played all the missions in Battle of Britain on simulator, and it still won’t unlock Battle of Stalingrad.

Help?

3056

Half the posts in this thread sound like something a tremendously high person would say.

3057

Shark teeth, pop!

3058

I think it might be a thread for high people to say things.

Im on a german keyboard. And, its similar enough to an english(?) keyboard, except the y and the z are switched.

3059

No, because he’s so obnoxious and smarmy-looking that it makes you give up on the male sex altogether.

And I was looking at wrestlers because Matt had a DVD in, and the entrances are fun to watch. Though I do wonder why he shows me Randy Orton matches when he knows about the inherent danger… perhaps he’s trying to swing me just a little bit in that direction…

3060

Blue Cross Blue Shield has a voice-activated automated attendant when you call. Normally I hate these, but this one is fairly impressive. It understood “Aye” in place of yes, and when it asked me if I was a member, insurer, or hospital, it correctly figured out what “the first one” meant.