Tired of pie?

One can never be tired of pie I’ll admit.

Actually, fruit mince pies aren’t very good. Bah humbug

Every time I sit down to try to organize my financial life, I am beset upon by an upsurge in unexpected bills.

Lies! Calumnies! Falsehoods! I made an excellent one this past weekend.

Baked goods are OK, but I prefer fresh fruit. Hey, how come they make apple pie and not melon pie?

I don’t think the flesh of a melon is strong enough to stand up to baking in a pie. It would probably breakdown into a soup consistency, which would totally ruin the crust.

That and cooked melon sounds disgusting. I understand maybe a quick jaunt in the microwave to warm it up a bit, but baking it? Ew.

Wikipedia, I will donate to you but only if you give me a way to get rid of these hideous goblins that keep popping up at the top of the page to give me personal appeals.

I has become increasingly clear that once I start eating (Girl Scout’s) Thin Mint cookies, I cannot stop.

Today is my first day off in six days and I stayed in bed past noon. Now my day is like half over and I haven’t done anything yet.

You should play Recettear.

It’s on my Steam wishlist. (HINT HINT, PEOPLE)

Dude it was just $5 and came with four other games.

Sweet! Thanks, Bob!

That doesn’t mean I’m gifting it to you. I’ve seen what happens to lottery winners, how they never learned responsible money management and so they blow all the money and end up worse than before. If I gifted you that game then the sudden infusion of wealth into your life would start a disastrous chain of events that would destroy you.

Phone alarm has stopped working, regular alarm clock scares the crap out of my roommate long before she has to get up, and the alarm I had set on my computer fails when my computer restarts in the middle of the night. I think this is just life telling me that I can’t take any more 8:30am classes.

Why do you build me up (buttercup) just to let me down and mess me around?

His point was that if you’d been paying to the Steam sale last weekend (like you should have been), you’d have gotten the game for cheap. ;-)

Damn you to hell, now it’s in my head.

Of course, it did dislodge “One Jump Ahead” from Aladdin, so I suppose I should thank you.