Yes, and I am the Lord, your Saviour. You may now genuflect.

Typical mama’s boy.

My dog has discovered she’s actually a shark!

And she fights crime! She’s a crimefighting shark-dog!

And I think of myself as one of the newbies.

Don’t recognize it, sorry. Related to Euler’s formula perhaps?
e^(ix) = cos x + (i)sin x

alternately:
e^(-ix) = cos x - (i)sin x

Although top of my head you could take the sqrt() of both sides and simplify that bad boy. :) I worked through many proofs backwards back in the day, helped figure out the steps.

Is that Johnny Drama and Turtle in the NFS banner ad?

Why do some people have to wear their pants “sagged”? Ugh, glad my kids aren’e into that
 yet


Because prison is cool.

There’s a great anthropology/sociology answer for this I heard once. In poor neighborhoods, it’s taken as a fact of life that younger children will not get new clothes, but instead always be wearing hand-me-downs from their older siblings. Wearing pants that are too large and sagging is, therefore, an implication that the wearer has a much larger older brother around somewhere. Thus, mess with him, and you’ll have someone larger messing with you.

I can tell that many of you have interacted with each other for years because of the familiarity used in how you answer each other.

I discovered what happens when you try a lift a spare tire from the trunk (yeah I ran that through Google Translate for ya) with one arm while bending over. Never again. If I ever walk again, ouch. I’ll be lying down for a few days if you need me.

You know you only get one back, right?

I wish you’d have been here earlier to remind me.

Graft a crocodile spine onto yours and become the real Crocodile King!

King Crocodile?

Come on, it’s a great origin story.

Because I have no ass and sometimes my belt doesn’t do the greatest job. :(

Otherwise, it’s because kids think it looks “Cool”.

Turn out Dungeon Siege 2 does, in fact, show its age on a 24" widescreen monitor.

Your kids don’t wear pants?

My lady friend measured me the other night.

I’m very pleased.

Depends on what you are measuring.

Which is surprising considered your name.