Today’s Edition of Quips while Gaming:
I look up from my laptop to watch a few minutes of Matt playing Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood, just in time to see Ezio poling a gondola in a very pelvic-thrusty fashion.
Me: What in God’s name are you doing?
Matt: Workin’ on my night moves!
Later he knocked three minstrels flat on their backs. I didn’t see how.
Sarkus
3325
Well, a big chunk of the rest of this day is shot. I had an eye doctor’s appointment and my eyes were dialated. Kind of hard to even focus on anything, which means doing any gaming is pretty much out as is reading or anything like that. Should be a wonderful day off!
If I could transmute the loathing I have for my job into gold, I’d be rich. Yay!
Unfortunately, I can’t do this, so I am not rich. Boo.
Sarkus
3327
I’ve concluded that my landlady keeps changing the washer settings when I do laundry, presumably because she’s an older woman and thinks she knows more about doing laundry then I do. Tonight I set it on a medium load, cold. I just went to check on it and it is now on large load, warm. This is not the first time I’ve noticed something along these lines.
The only other possibility is that the thing does it on its own.
Or that you have a subtle case of disassociative identity disorder and this is the alternate personality expressing itself through small acts of defiance, while your conscious mind goes into a microfugue state and you’re simply not noticing the small chunks of lost time.
If you suddenly find odd stains on your laundry that you can’t explain, have an alibi ready when the police come knocking.
When I was younger, around the time Starcraft came out, I played some other online game with someone with the handle Lovecraft. When I first met the person I thought “Oh, that’s cute. She took Starcraft and changed it to be about love.”. Later I found out it was actually a Korean dude and I thought it was a little fruity but he was cool so whatever. It wasn’t until long after I’d stopped talking to the guy that I realized I probably got the reference wrong.
Raife
3330
You’re obviously just in touch with your inner Simmons.
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!
Thoro
3332
You’re pronouncing it wrong. It’s…
P̱̟̙̫͓͙̒̃̄ͯ̎ͫͣ͢ͅḩ̸̺̫͔͓͖̱͖̺ͤ̃ͬ͢’̞̝̪̩ͧ̾̾ͥ̈́͂ͪͬn̙̰͕̳̹͕͍ͤ͒͒̈ģ̭͈̠̼̎ḻ̩̖̞̫̬͆̅ͥ̄ͯ̃̚̕ǘ̺̖͚͂ͩ̐ͭ̐̐̈i͎̯̦͎̺̦͔̎̎̔ͥ ̸̤͎̇̏͗̍ͧ̐͑̓ͫ́͡m̢̗̞̤̭̞͉̮ͩͭͭ́͆ͩ̈́ͅg̵̹̲̜͚̃̏̀ͬ̿ļ̛̹̺̞̲̪͓͚͙̾̓ͤ̽͘w͓̖̹̗̤̱̹ͪ͗ͮ́ͅͅ’͉͕͙̜̔͗̽̍̓n̡̮̬͚̼͕͎͚̒͆́̊̔͛̀͋̓́a̛̬̺̾f̷̨̦̻̙̪̝̦̗̲̑̎ͤ̎ͬͅh̢̜̰̹̰̺͒ͥ̌͛ͣͣ͢ ̶̛͉̜̆̿͐͞C̪̭̫̠̞͉̈͛̎̑̍ͭ͞t̶̢̪̱̤̟ͪ̌̋͊͘h̨ͫ̿̎̽̔҉̷̦̬̬̠͙͎͇͇͚u͇̭͎͇̇ͯ͟͡͞ḷ͉͖̱̲̠ͭͦ͆̆ͦ̓̐ͨ̚h̸̞̲͔̥ͫ̔͝͞u͈̤͒ ̵̸̰̳̫̜̟̭̫͌̆͆̄͂̆ͩ͠ͅR̴̾ͪͧ̈ͯ̀͏̘̱̝̺̻̭̲ͅ’̛̫͖̙͇̣̊̀ͨ̉̾̎́̚͘l̘͎̖̼͈̄̽̋̂̓̇̀͜ỷ̈́ͤ̊̃͏̖̦̹̲ȩ̴͕̘̦̬͓̤̣͍̇͆̀h̡̳̩̣͖̤͓̲͔̔̿ͮͧͯ͐͛̐͘͡ ̢̨̼̣̼̘̦ͭ̉͂̅̚w̘̿̏͗ǧ͕̭̪̭͓͓̰̗ͫͮ̆̒a̖̹͒ͦ̓ͮ̇͘h͔̰ͯ͆ͦ͡’̢̲̻̫̣̠͒̔̕͠n̝̞̰̭̭̱͌̍̿ͬ̎̎ͩ̿͠ͅǎ̤̰͍g̵̥̹̻̽ͩ̂ͨͭ͟͢l̵̢̠̱̤͎̬ͭ̽̊͟ ͔̪̑ͪ͌͑̚͞f̪̠͍͗ͩͬ̅͟h̛͙͉̥̠̣̹͑̇ͭ̅ͭ͡t̞̪̣̮̹̯̖̼ͫ͛̕͟ḁ̷̸̱̿̅ͅḡ̵̻̥n̶̥̦͚͕̜̘̉͐ͬ͜
That’s why my curses rarely work!
OH GOD, WHY DID YOU SHARE THAT?
DO YOU HATE US?
WHY DID I CLICK IT?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
He wasn’t even home! I was alone in the house when that monstrosity came on the TV!
I blame him too.
Ezdaar
3339
Icelandic youth really like mullets.
