3401

Geek card, REVOKED!

3402

Not geek — WEIRDO

3403

Weddings are fucking expensive. I need to start a wedding business.

3404

Yeah, but then you’d have to deal with brides. And their moms.

3405

I would choose only to deal with cool people!

3406

There are no cool people when you are dealing with brides and their mothers. Take this artist’s rendition of a couple planning for a wedding that was reported to have gone “very smoothly”.

Note the wedding planner trying to maintain control of the situation.

3407

I had an expensive day today - the highlight of which was pulling up at the cash machine and having to get real close since I can’t really use my left arm very well and then, on my way out, ripping the driver’s side mirror off my car.

Dammit! Well, I guess I won’t do that again anytime soon


3408

If you knew you’d have trouble with the left arm, why not just leave enough room to get out of the car?

3409

Wait, there are drive-through ATMs in Americaia?

3410

Yes. And drive-through liquor stores too.

3411

No wonder you guys are fat.

3412

I love when someone sends out a mass mailing and someone forwards it to another list that everyone is on, then someone else forwards that to yet another list that is mandatory for all employees to be on, and then some genius replies to all with “I don’t know why I’m getting this” and a couple more say “Me either, who are you?!” and then someone else says, “Please stop replying to all.” and someone sends, “Why am I getting all these emails?” and then someone replies with instructions on how not to reply to all, so someone replies “Thanks!” and then five more people reply with, “Please stop replying to all!!!”

It’s gonna be one of those days.

3413

I’m no big fan of Lord of the Rings, but when I watched it the first time I thought that some of the armour was cool. I can’t remember exactly what it was - can anyone help?

They’re baddies, I think, and they nearly discover Frodo at the gates of Mordor when he’s hiding under the cloak. The armour is red and gold and
 cool.

Am I making this all up?

3414

Easterlings. No, not making it up.


and I only know what they’re called because I think they’re cool too.

3415

Whoo, holidays. Spent today baking for over twelve hours straight, assisted by a pair of second-year engineering students who are still downstairs agonizing over the pattern of buttons on each individual gingerbread man. My feet have thrown in the towel for me. SO TIRED.

3416

2010 is almost over, where are the manned spaceships to Jupiter? We already missed the first deadline, people.

3417

No idea, but as of today I’m 100% debt free. I owe nothing to noone for the first time since I was about 20.

3418

You owe those bees a good life!

3419


I’m sure he was delighted to be repaid at last.

Congratulations on your successful fiscal management. I’m off to the nerdrage thread again!

3420

Nothing like starting the holiday weekend with an upset stomach, a night spent in the bathroom, and a failed attempt to puke.

Yay?