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…Also, I wish my new tattoo would stop stinging, gorrammit.

Does anybody here speak/write Russian well? I’m writing a comic that needs a few lines translated.

In Soviet Russia comic translates you!

That’s not helping, Kalle.

Fack no, you joke me?

I should probably be more careful when reading recipes.

Oh mmalloy - who did you poison this time?

Actually, Delta, Russian is one of my languages. PM me the lines and I’ll send 'em back your way.

I passed a man driving a red mini-van. He had a Tinker Bell decal on his back window. As an EX-minivan owner, I felt his pain.

I am about a month overdue for a haircut.

Hippie!

I’m about three months overdue. But since I am now only 1/4" from the Willis Rule, I’m just foregoing haircuts until then.

I may be… misreporting my languidity. The last week i’ve had to start brushing my hair straight back, otherwise it will hang in front of my eyes. It’s … pretty long. I’m starting to get The Trotsky.

But damnit, i still haven’t found anyone worth going to.

If you start getting the Spider-Man 3, then worry.

Dammit, Matt, stop logging into QT3 from my laptop! I get all confused by your private messages before I realize I’m logged in wrong.

This is where the end begins.

Tip: Never ā€˜accidentally’ share logins. It’s not a q

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When someone sneaks up on me, for some time after, my back tingles whenever anyone’s in close proximity. And the tingling gets stronger the closer they are, even if my eyes are shut and I have no visual input as to how close, say, their hand is.

What’s up with that?

You have back whiskers. I’m sorry.