Boourns! It was only snowy enough up here to let me leave work an hour early and then spend the next thirty minutes digging my car out of a snow drift, and then trudge home gingerly in a rear-wheel-drive vehicle that can’t take hills.

I swear, at one point I was barely moving. I had to turn my emergency flashers on, downshift into first, and crawl up the hill, and all the while the car was drifting toward the curb, like it was getting sucked in by an unforeseen force. And it wasn’t even that tall a hill. Eventually I did reach the peak, though.

Meanwhile, the dunderheads in tricked-out Civics and Calvin-approved F-150s are blowing by me at 40, in the snow, in low visibility, with winds producing noticeable drifts right in the road, and no plows in sight. And in a 35 zone, to boot!

Anyway, now the ABS light won’t go off, which apparently means either the speed sensor is damaged or the ABS relay fuse has blown…

I’m in training for a week, and the guy today kept says “pacifically” rather than “specifically.” I’m in no way a grammar nazi, but even I was put off by how many times he said it.

Hooray I am done with grading! At least until Monday.

Jesu de christo, I just looked at my pair of shoes on the floor and it resembled a cat.

I did my taxes tonight and filed them!

I’m getting a refund of $14. :-(

Tartar sauce.

That means you’ve been paying the right taxes, so all that extra money has been in your pockets the entire time. Why the frowny face?

Because big refunds are an extra present each year.

Nixxter - Jesu de Christo? <language nerd sensor set off>

I’m currently in two minds about something.

Do I get a cheapy SLR with 50mm lens and developing equipment and chemicals along with a film scanner, all of which I could probably afford now.

Or do I hold out for a DSLR which would be a lot easier to improve my picture taking on in a shorter time frame.

Hrrmm?

I haven’t shaved for three weeks and have a pretty nice beard going.

And wow is there a whole lot more grey than there was last time I did this.

While I love the chemicals and the look of certain film, it’s pretty great to be able to make small on-the-fly adjustments to get the exact look you want.

I finally gave my film SLR to my niece last year, she needed it for a photography class in high school.

For some reason I keep mixing up David Alan Grier and David Ogden Stiers…

Sorry Speak with Bread, I have a bad habit of jotting down whatever I am thinking.

Let’s see - by jimminy, I glanced at my shoes on the floor and thought one of our evil cats was sneaking up on me! (/fails again)

Just found out what a “fish and finger pie” is. “Penny Lane” is not longer the innocent song I thought it was.

Holy shit. First you declare that lack of attendance is a pet peeve & likely to cost students in their final grade, and then you proudly declare that you’re the dick that marks people down if they ask you to reconsider. Beautiful.

People in Seattle poison trees that block their view, but don’t seem to realize the trees keep the hill their house is on from sliding away.

Now, due to a fast thaw, some of these houses are going to fall victim to mudslide. Commence schadenfreude.

People in Seattle poison trees that block their view, but don’t seem to realize the trees keep the hill their house is on from sliding away.

Now, due to a fast thaw, some of these houses are going to fall victim to mudslide. Commence schadenfreude.

Fucking bronchitis went near-pneumoniac on me and now not even the antibiotics are keeping the phlegm entirely at bay. I feel like a tubercular cripple. THIS FUCKING SUCKS.

That sucks repoman. Get well soon!!