I feel a disturbance in the intarwebs, as if a thousand /b/-tards cried out in… oh, look, Return of the Boxxy!

Well, millions of YouTube users can’t be . . . oh wait, they are.

Boxxy is the queen /b/

I have often pondered what exactly I would be willing to do for a Klondike Bar, but I have never come to a reasonably satisfactory answer.

If you watch those Boxxy videos you probably deserve one.

You’ve only seen The Lion King ONCE?? That practically qualifies as a misdemeanor.

Then again, I saw it 6 times in the theater, and 20 times before I stopped counting. And I have two, yes, two, Lion King desk doodads within 5 feet of me at this very moment. So I might not be the most impartial judge.

I’ve never seen the Lion King. Or any of Disney’s animations, besides Sleeping Beauty and Fantasia. And I’m a huge animation fan.

OH! Come back! I didn’t mean it! :)

To elaborate, I guess, I would certainly watch it again. There’s images from that movie that hold a real place in my heart: the panning shots of the bath-house in action, the huge muddy monster, the spider man down in the bowels of the facility.

What it lacks for me, though, is that blinding, raw humanity that is such a part of Totoro, and, to a lesser extent, Ponyo. In Totoro, there’s a sense of childish discovery and wonder, and nostalgia and fear that he doesn’t quite reach in Spirited Away.

You grieve us sir, grieve us deeply.

It’s good and worth seeing, but it’s being overrated a bit by some here.

Dear roommate: playing a song with the refrain “I JUST HAD SEX” will not make it true.

This is FUCKING SCARY. Nothing will jump out at you, or do a stupid shock, I promise. But it is the scariest thing I’ve seen in ages. I don’t even want to click on the link again.

http://bit.ly/eQkN0f

You are now my best friend for showing me this.

Hot!!

I worked six days in a row and now have today and tomorrow off. But for some reason none of the games I was going to play are holding my interest.

I know how that feels.

I can never remember the difference between baking soda and baking powder.

I’m in a doc in the box to see if I have… worms. OMGWTF. Stupid dogs.

I know they’re not usually transmissible to people but I have one dog sleep in my bed and the other has no functional control over where she deficates. So disgusting, though it is my own fault.

When the beating of your heart, echoes the beating of the drums, there is a life about to start when tomorrow comes!