Random thought thread!

Hunty · 2011-01-26T05:55:51.000Z

Brian Rubin:

Random Star Trek-induced thought: What kind of birth control will they have in the 24th century? I say: penis-sized shield generators.

Morning-after hypospray.

Bahimiron · 2011-01-26T06:00:26.000Z

Transporters are used to beam the developing stem cells directly into patients who need them.

John_Many_Jars · 2011-01-26T10:29:38.000Z

OFFICIAL BERLIN BRATS RELEASE ON THE WAY NEXT MONTH MOTHERFUCKERS

BrianRubin · 2011-01-26T12:30:39.000Z

Hunty:

Morning-after hypospray.

winces That sounds…okay…

And it’s funny, my 19,000th tweet was about this very topic, Star Trek and birth control. That’s me in a nutshell I s’pose. Also makes me wanna play Birth of the Federation in a whole new way. ;)

VSys114 · 2011-01-26T12:41:52.000Z

Inner-vaginal microtransporter maxi-pad, beams the sperm right into space.

BrianRubin · 2011-01-26T13:26:12.000Z

VSys114:

Inner-vaginal microtransporter maxi-pad, beams the sperm right into space.

Bahimiron:

Transporters are used to beam the developing stem cells directly into patients who need them.

Hehehe, I’m hoping one could choose where their sperm is transported to. ;)

VSys114 · 2011-01-26T13:38:37.000Z

A lady at the food bank today gave me some good advice: “never ever put Nair on your hoo-haw”.

BrianRubin · 2011-01-26T14:01:50.000Z

Ouuuuuch. Good advice.

K, so Steam just download a game (Greed Corp) without me telling it to do so. At all. WTF, that’s creepy.

Also, I’m tired of being called a commie pinko bastard by my friends just because I don’t give a shit about Disneyland. Fuck Disneyland.

VSys114 · 2011-01-26T14:33:47.000Z

I think my butt isn’t getting enough vitamin D.

BrianRubin · 2011-01-26T14:34:41.000Z

Just your butt?

VSys114 · 2011-01-26T14:40:55.000Z

It never gets much sun. That can’t be healthy.

russellmz00 · 2011-01-26T16:03:56.000Z

Brian Rubin:

Random Star Trek-induced thought: What kind of birth control will they have in the 24th century? I say: penis-sized shield generators.

sisko impregnated his girlfriend because he forgot his monthly shot.

i see many flaws in this particular male-based pregnancy prevention method.

VSys114:

It never gets much sun. That can’t be healthy.

so long as any other part of your skin gets sunlight you should be good. also, the body builds up a store during summer months. plus, the lack of sunlight is good for smooth, non-wrinkly skin.

Omniscia · 2011-01-26T19:35:55.000Z

Does it qualify as irony that the same day the regional weekly publication came out, prominently featuring an article describing “How the Vermont Frost Heaves superfans brought the team back from the brink,” the regional daily publication reported that “The Vermont Frost Heaves, a five-year-old professional basketball team, announced Wednesday night that it was ceasing operations immediately,” or is it just bad timing?

Raife · 2011-01-26T19:40:11.000Z

They obviously should gone with “Syrup Slugs”.

Speak_With_Bread · 2011-01-26T23:30:42.000Z

Am I the only one who actually liked Boondock Saints II?

hong · 2011-01-26T23:53:45.000Z

I have now been trying to get my old electricity account closed for six months. They just sent me the bill for ANOTHER quarter.

BrianRubin · 2011-01-27T01:10:51.000Z

Speak With Bread:

Am I the only one who actually liked Boondock Saints II?

I liked the 2nd half of it. :-)

Omniscia · 2011-01-27T11:31:12.000Z

Hooray, the car’s not wrecked! It only needed a $5 part and about 10x that in labor costs. Oh, plus a quart of oil.

Houngan · 2011-01-27T11:39:44.000Z

Brian Rubin:

I liked the 2nd half of it. :-)

So of the two people that watched it, 1.5 liked it. That’s actually a pretty good score.

H.

VSys114 · 2011-01-27T11:39:49.000Z

This watch: cool or ugly?