Ugly. Never the full width bracelet. Never.

H.

Cool watch, heinous band. Overall impression negative but a new band could certainly rescue it.

OK thanks.

Vestal makes some odd watches

That last one look like the kind of watch Ikea would make.

Both of those watches are hideous.

what are some good looking unusual watches (under $200)?

Just like Fred Flintstone’s watch. We don’t get much sunlight here in the Emerald City, though.

These sweet potato fries better be good or “fish & chips” night is going to suck.

York, UK - Jorvik, vikings.

New York, NY - Ny Jorvik, the viking capital.

Imagine the alternative history potential. Somebody please write/draw/animate/film this. Thank you.

Apparently I can make my nose whistle in frequencies only dogs can hear.

Or just play some Civ 4.

Mucilage tastes just like sweet honey.

I look forward to the day they invent fart detectors on airplanes, so that the obnoxious person cutting the cheese every 3 minutes who thinks they can’t be pinpointed in the crowd will be publicly named and shamed by an announcement over the intercom. “The last five gaseous exchanges brought to you by Ken Brown sitting in seat 37E.” The staff could even place an off-yellow sticker on their seat back, so all future smells in the area can be quickly identified to source.

Maybe be gD to fart. MAYNE we should feel cfortzbld in plAnes. Maybe your fights is with quantas you fRking confict. Fuck Quantas! AlwYs Songapore Airlines.

Whoa there, tiger. Is such strong language really necessary?

I mean, cfortzbld?

Sorry. I should know better than to eat Indian before a flight.

Hey, I’ll feel cfortzbld in a plane whenever I want.

Ken, is that you?

This deworming medicine they put on my cat stinks. I think he’s insisting on staying in my lap all afternoon to punish me for taking him to the vet this morning.