The traffic circle outside my university has its own Facebook fan page.

Facebook, you go too far.

Whoa. I wonder if eventually Facebook will grow into a Tristram Shandy thing where there are more facebook pages than actual things in the world


First Facebook now Wikipedia:

Ben Sisko would quietly do what needed to be done. And he would learn to live with it
 because he can live with it. He can live with it.

Computer, erase this entire personal log.

Darth Vader would just put the Death Star in orbit and blow up the Krogan home world. Problem solved.

I see what you did there.

Kirk would’ve repopulated the race with his own loins.

You’ve gotta be shitting me


I beginning to be very amused by some of the more outdated thread titles, particularly the “Anyone get a Kindle yet?” thread.

Looking back, the 80s were just stupid.

OH GOD WHY DO I PUT MYSELF THROUGH THE PAIN OF UPS :(

Why does every freaking TV ad for fiber cereal feature baby-boomers trying to talk around mouthfuls of have chewed cereal? “MMF this cantf be fibepppllaarrrrrrr!!” Disgusting.

So the baby boomers than think it’s about self-indulgence rather than avoiding hemorrhoids.

Sounds reasonable, but what ever happened to not speaking with your mouth full of food?

That was a value of The Greatest Generation. The Boomers abandoned it when they went to college.

How much does it cost to get an oven recalibrated? Mine’s at least 40 degrees off, and the difference gets bigger the higher I set the heat.

Thunderstorms, in February? Seriously, WTF?

And it’s still snowing.

If you have the owner’s manual, there’s usually a procedure to do it manually.

(i.e., I’ll give it a look this afternoon.)

If you sleep with a giant green iguana, it will try to tunnel into your body like you are a dead tauntaun for the heat.