Random thought thread!

Cormac · 2011-04-18T04:53:38.000Z

Good Luck… Hope you’re back to normal soon!

Mrenda · 2011-04-18T04:54:53.000Z

Cheers.

I’m off now. Probably spend about 12 hours waiting to see a doctor.

Omniscia · 2011-04-18T05:10:03.000Z

Bring a laptop and a copy of Civ 5 and the time will just fly by.

walTer · 2011-04-18T13:50:20.000Z

A bbq, beer and Rock Band…3 items that will provide for an amazingly fun time. I even convinced myself that I could sing Piano Man. (I cannot btw)

Omniscia · 2011-04-18T14:09:06.000Z

I can, but I’m not sure that’s better than bbq.

Adam_Altmann · 2011-04-19T11:27:00.000Z

Have you seen him?

Nitram_Draw · 2011-04-19T11:37:04.000Z

What will they think of next?

New British Beer Is Laced With Viagra

Fox News

New British Beer Is Laced With Viagra

Forget the little blue pill. A British company has brewed the first beer laced with Viagra. The new brew is called Royal Virility Performance, and has been specially created to mark the upcoming Royal Wedding

Sarkus · 2011-04-19T12:56:11.000Z

I finally found a game that my new video card really makes a really noticeable difference on. But it’s a four year old game, Crysis 1, and I find that unsettling.

Speak_With_Bread · 2011-04-20T21:19:53.000Z

Just broke up with my parents. Yes, it’s possible; they’re moving my stuff out onto the porch, and apparently the parents are finally splitting as well. My having attended college 15 miles from home was probably not the greatest idea for our family dynamic.

This is, of course, two and a half weeks before senior year finals. Shitty timing.

Need another drink.

erikg88 · 2011-04-20T21:34:35.000Z

Speak With Bread:

Just broke up with my parents. Yes, it’s possible; they’re moving my stuff out onto the porch, and apparently the parents are finally splitting as well. My having attended college 15 miles from home was probably not the greatest idea for our family dynamic.

This is, of course, two and a half weeks before senior year finals. Shitty timing.

Need another drink.

Jeeesus that sounds awful.

Bahimiron · 2011-04-21T06:09:49.000Z

Halfway through explaining the harrowing of Hell to a bunch of Catholics who think I’m making it up despite the fact that it’s in their own goddam catechism, I wonder why I’m bothering. Which is when I started mixing it up with the Green Lantern’s origin story and the trials of Hercules.

Perhaps one day Jesus fighting the hydra through the power of his own fearless willpower will be taught in parochial schools everywhere.

Marcin · 2011-04-21T10:55:15.000Z

com.android.phone has stopped working and must be closed.

I think back to pulse dialing with nostalgia.

Meghan_Bowyer · 2011-04-21T18:08:10.000Z

Have you noticed that no one who gained a throne by violent/evil means ever sits up straight in it?

Hans_Lauring · 2011-04-23T11:24:02.000Z

I own two chainsaws and 7 axes… yet I cleaned my shed wearing a World of Warcraft - Wrath of the Lich King t-shirt.

Eilonwy · 2011-04-23T11:44:58.000Z

I hate getting behind in class lectures. Now I have 5.5 hours worth of class to watch today so that I can do my assignment.

Juan_Rayo · 2011-04-24T14:11:13.000Z

After witnessing my cat making her umpteenth kill, I have decided there is NO way a dude with spider powers can beat a dude with cat powers.

Matt_Bowyer · 2011-04-25T08:25:02.000Z

Juan Rayo:

After witnessing my cat making her umpteenth kill, I have decided there is NO way a dude with spider powers can beat a dude with cat powers.

However, there is no way a dude with cat powers can beat a dude with laser pointer powers. It basically evens out.

Nixxter · 2011-04-25T08:40:47.000Z

Excellent point.

Also, the dude with cat powers can easily be distracted with a relatively inexpensive bag of catnip. Crush a tablespoon between your palms, place it on the floor, and that dude will be rolling around in it looking frisky and zoned out and you can move in for the kill! However, the dude may be think you are trying to play with him, so be wary of the claws.

[Works with most cat power dudes]

Mightynute · 2011-04-25T10:53:21.000Z

The inability of people to do basic math sometimes… February 21 1979 to March 21 1979 is not 30 days, no matter how creatively you count it.

Juan_Rayo · 2011-04-25T14:04:06.000Z

Nixxter:

Excellent point.

Also, the dude with cat powers can easily be distracted with a relatively inexpensive bag of catnip. Crush a tablespoon between your palms, place it on the floor, and that dude will be rolling around in it looking frisky and zoned out and you can move in for the kill! However, the dude may be think you are trying to play with him, so be wary of the claws.

[Works with most cat power dudes]

This is also true. I will have to reflect on this new information.