Is there anything more
pretentious
than writing poetry
on an iPad?
Ordering a burrito in spanish at El Torrito.
It annoys me to get gift cards for places with ridiculously high prices compared to places I normally shop.
Kalle
4544
Whatâs burrito in spanish?
Scrax
4546
Me: Believe it or not, but this is the first time Iâve ever made popcorn (via oventop).
Him: Okay, why does it smell like a horse factory?
What the heck is a horse factory?
Strato
4550
I walk with a limp and yet Iâve never noticed until people point it out to me. One person a few years ago, and one today noted my gait favours one leg over another. Now Iâm self conscious about how I walk.
Captiva IslandâŠ
Meditating on the beachâŠ
Contemplate navel.
While out walking, have found this tiny hole in the wall cafe. This will either be the best breakfast Iâve had in a week, or Iâm going to get botulism.
Delta
4554
Oooh, keep us updated as to which.
Some people pay good money to get botulism!
It might be a money laundering front for the mob.
I believe the preferred term is money laundromat.
Or, if it isnât, it should be.
Good, exceptionally so. Nice thin slice of back bacon, eggs fried just so, diced and fried Yukon Gold potatoes with some sweet potatoes mixed in, pancakes cooked perfectly. Little bit of sriracha on the eggs, dash of maple syrup on the pancakes - the kind of great homestyle cooking to start off a lazy holiday Monday.
Edit: Oh, apparently they donât count as âhole in the wallâ if theyâve been on Food Network. Nevertheless, good times.
How great is âpretty greatâ?
A friend of mine just sent me this. Fake?