Is there anything more
pretentious
than writing poetry
on an iPad?

Ordering a burrito in spanish at El Torrito.

It annoys me to get gift cards for places with ridiculously high prices compared to places I normally shop.

What’s burrito in spanish?

Exactly.

Me: Believe it or not, but this is the first time I’ve ever made popcorn (via oventop).

Him: Okay, why does it smell like a horse factory?

What the heck is a horse factory?

If you have to ask


Use olive oil.

I walk with a limp and yet I’ve never noticed until people point it out to me. One person a few years ago, and one today noted my gait favours one leg over another. Now I’m self conscious about how I walk.

Get a badass cane.

Captiva Island

Meditating on the beach

Contemplate navel.

While out walking, have found this tiny hole in the wall cafe. This will either be the best breakfast I’ve had in a week, or I’m going to get botulism.

Oooh, keep us updated as to which.

Some people pay good money to get botulism!

It might be a money laundering front for the mob.

I believe the preferred term is money laundromat.

Or, if it isn’t, it should be.

Good, exceptionally so. Nice thin slice of back bacon, eggs fried just so, diced and fried Yukon Gold potatoes with some sweet potatoes mixed in, pancakes cooked perfectly. Little bit of sriracha on the eggs, dash of maple syrup on the pancakes - the kind of great homestyle cooking to start off a lazy holiday Monday.

Edit: Oh, apparently they don’t count as “hole in the wall” if they’ve been on Food Network. Nevertheless, good times.

How great is ‘pretty great’?

A friend of mine just sent me this. Fake?