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How many stupid things can I do in a day? First, I woke up sick from a medication side effect I get every few weeks. Normally I just stop taking the medicine for a few days. But I forgot and took it anyway after breakfast, meaning I was sick the rest of the day in several different ways. Second, on my way to work I stopped to fill up with gas and realized I never got around to putting the new tabs on my license plate that I ordered last month, when they were due. Meaning I’ve been driving around for a week and a half on technically expired license plates. Luckily I’d left pretty early so I went home to get the tabs, which I was sure were on my desk. Nope. Nor in the pile of papers next to the desk. Nor in the garbage I threw out a week ago. Nor in another pile of papers on the bookshelf. Just when I was about to have to leave to make it to work on time I found them - under a book next to my bed.
Friday can’t come soon enough.
I am not looking forward to having to open up my laptop (the fan stopped working) :(
I watched an episode of Jem on a lark last night. It was truly, truly, truly outrageous, and somewhat confusing.
Like…for some reason this is all a secret identity thing with Jerrica not telling everyone she’s Jem, but at the same time her band puts out music videos featuring both of them, and it’s specifically a song about the confusion she has over whether Rio is really interested in Jerrica or Jem, and it shows her switching between identities.
This secret identity is poorly kept.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sf94e9F8K8
Should be 'Whom am I kissing?" But I can see why the purple haired dude can’t tell. One has pink hair and one has blond. Otherwise, they look the same, with the same earrings and everything. But that pink hair…very confusing!
Got a wild hair and went to La Bamba for the super nachos. Now I’m hearing what sounds like weasels mating in my abdomen. I predict an interesting 3am wake-up.
H.
I had no idea my girlfriend has such a hatred for Anna Paquin:
If I had a chance to punch Anna Paquin, I’m not saying I’d do it, but I’d seriously consider it.
She’s ugly and she gives New Zealand a bad name.
She’s ugly because of her face.
I’m sure she’s pretty from the neck down.
She can’t do an American accent to save her life.
She’s usually such a nice girl.
More like Howard Levy and the Flecktones.
These Geico ads don’t make any fucking sense anymore.
I’m just happy now when I can get through a commercial break without seeing more than two ads for insurance.
I realised today that I always have my best and most interesting ideas either in the shower or perched upon the porcelain throne.
Nothing quite that interesting, unfortunately.
That’s normal.
Bed, bath, bus, that’s the three Bs of inspiration.
I read it has something to do with the loosening of the sphincter muscles.
Remind me never to use your shower.
Welcome to our newest member, FaxlessPaydayLoan.
I anxiously await his or her contributions to our conversations. Oh, the stories he or she will tell! About faxless payday loans, of course.
