Security through inferior market share is the best kind.

Firehouse Subs and Five Guys Burgers in the new shopping center = WIN!

I have got to stop mistaking Alan Parsons for Alan Partridge.

Two phantom pages? Go way! Go!

I’m looking for someone to help me with editing a photo (y’know, making it look decent, instead of all washed out etc). It’s for a good cause! I know it’s non-zero effort, but I’d like it done well, which is beyond my knowledge, so uh, does anyone know of any tutorial websites? Or does anyone have a hankering to do a good deed? :)

Sounds easy, if you send it to me I can probably help. PM me if interested.

That’s not a leaky faucet. Chipmunk mating season has begun.

What does it mean when you have an erotic dream about Bill Dungsroman?

You have a normal, healthy sex drive?

Passed the first part of my CPA test Tuesday, received my bonus on Thursday, and received my raise today which happened to hit the ā€œhighā€ mark of my expectations.

It’s been a good week.

Just remind them that the reason Macs don’t get as many viruses is because people don’t bother to create them. It’s not a magical immunity or anything.

Jeeesus. Finally getting the internet back after weeks of not having any at all (smart phones, anything) is weird. It feels as though there’s just a torrent of new stuff to sift through. Google has launched a new social network - wait - what?

Qt3 is particularly overwhelming.

What the hell is Charlie Sheen doing in Apocalypse Now?

It is interesting how much he looks like Charlie in that flick.

I seem to be in the midst of a summertime blah when it comes to games. Before I went on vacation I was knee deep in a replay of Jagged Alliance 2 and was excited about playing around with Nehrim when I got back. But neither has kept my attention since, nor has anything else I’ve tried. I think I’m in the mood for a fantasy RPG, but the right one doesn’t seem to exist in my current list of titles.

I hate it when this happens. I feel like I’m wasting good gaming time by surfing around and trying to find something interesting. When I’m at work later tonight I will not doubt regret that all I did this afternoon was surf the net.

Duh - WINNING.

You’re playing Yahtzee, and looking for a large straight (2-3-4-5-6 or 1-2-3-4-5). On your first roll, you get 1-2-3-4-4. Do you toss one of the 4s for your second roll (and again for your third roll if you don’t get a 5), or keep the 2-3-4 and re-roll the 1-4?

(p.s. this thread appears to have a fake page 155 AND fake page 156)

Re-roll the 4.

When I actually get the mosquito I am ridiculously happy.

Damn, you’re right. I calculate a 31% chance of hitting the large straight if you re-roll the 4, and a 29% chance if you re-roll the 1 and 4. My intuition told me otherwise!