A Scientology ad popped up top when I clicked on a thread, and at first glance I did a double take because I thought it said “Scientology: GO FUCK YOURSELF” and not what it actually said, “FIND OUT YOURSELF”. I like my version better.
It would really suck to be a bird that was afraid of heights.
Raife
4743
Penguins don’t fly for a reason.
Our cat Cosmo is in the process of checking out of the universe after 15 years on the planet.
Death is such a cold mistress the way it comes creeping into a life and steals all that is good away, slowly.
On the plus side, Cosmo is a sweet trooper and has a lot of dignity, compassion and love, but, he’s slowly running down like an old grandfather clock.
Tick.
Tock.
Buh bye sweet boy.
A few years back, mah two kittehs passed away within a few months of each other. They were 17 years old. We were very sad.
And now for something completely different:
BOOBIES!!
Sarkus
4747
I think today might be the first time I actually deploy the fan to cool down my bedroom. Most years it happens much earlier then the second week of July.
Feh, I’ve so turned into a wussy southern Californian. I’ve had the AC turned on for over a week since it started crawling into the 80’s. Mostly for the cats…yeah…
Sarkus
4749
It’s supposed to hit 80 today, so that’s my reason for thinking it might be time. That and the fact that it’s already 75 in my west facing bedroom - the direct sun is going to push that up fast this afternoon!
Raife
4750
Do kids not learn “stop, drop & roll” anymore?
Scrax
4751
Did you notice one just standing around in flames?
Spontaneous combustion, uptick.
jason
4753
A classmate from my high school graduating class will be executed on the 20th of this month for murdering his parents and younger sister (his younger brother escaped out a window).
Great. Here I am sitting in the cinema waiting for Tree of Life to begin, and the only other people in the theater are spoiling the plot! Damn it, if you want to know what it’s all about, wait for the fracking movie to start!
You’re going to see Tree Of Life for the plot?
Murph
4756
Do we really have TWO phantom pages in this thread?
I didn’t know! I avoided almost all information about the film going in! I really had no idea what I was in store for.
Goodnight sweet Cosmo.
I hope you are chasing mice…
In catnip dreams, bro’.
<pours a 40 for Cosmo> ^^
Raife
4760
Cosmo, cat of cats
Now poops in cloud litter box
Once punched hole in cow
