Random thought thread!

Mrenda · 2011-07-18T23:20:41.000Z

Brian Rubin:

Why would I be out during the day, then?

Just cover yourself with glitter.

(Twilight vampires can go out in the daylight with the only downside being they sparkle, correct?)

Enidigm · 2011-07-18T23:50:29.000Z

Write “caucasian” instead of white as your race. Done.

If that doesnt work, ask more than a ten second question if you get picked for the second panel. If that doesnt work, just stand up randomly and declare, in a late 19c preacher voice. “My fellow citizens, i have but one thing to say… Guilty, Guilty Guilty!!!”

John_Many_Jars · 2011-07-19T11:23:40.000Z

Brian Rubin:

Why would I be out during the day, then?

Well, I didn’t want to say this, but you’re a pussy-ass vampire who drinks ketchup out of a squeeze bottle.

Strato · 2011-07-19T14:39:08.000Z

If it weren’t for wikipedia, nightshift would be very boring.

JMR · 2011-07-19T15:44:09.000Z

If the freaks come out at night, where are they during the daytime?

PussyCat · 2011-07-19T17:12:54.000Z

I really wanted to become apart of this fine community, but alas, this place just isn’t right for me! So, I will be taking my leave now… 100 bucks via PayPal to whoever can guess my real account!

Goodbye Quarter to Three!

Ed_Solomon · 2011-07-19T18:38:46.000Z

Cleve, Australia has really turned you soft. PussyCat? What the hell happened?

PussyCat · 2011-07-19T18:45:08.000Z

Ed Solomon:

Cleve, Australia has really turned you soft. PussyCat? What the hell happened?

Names not Cleve, and I have never once been to Australia! Good guess though…
NEXT!

Chris_Nahr · 2011-07-20T01:06:01.000Z

PussyCat was Cleve!? And missed all his posts! :(

Calelari · 2011-07-20T12:32:17.000Z

Strato:

If it weren’t for wikipedia, nightshift would be very boring.

Dude. tvtropes.com - you’ll never even notice your shift ended.

hong · 2011-07-21T16:54:29.000Z

So here I am in downtown Sunnyvale, CA. Kind of reminds me of beautiful Sydney, Austria, only with a Hellmouth.

Chris_Nahr · 2011-07-22T02:36:37.000Z

Everyone please spare a thought for the announced death of Minitel.

TheTrunkDr · 2011-07-22T06:57:50.000Z

hong:

So here I am in downtown Sunnyvale, CA. Kind of reminds me of beautiful Sydney, Austria, only with a Hellmouth.

That was Sunnydale

hong · 2011-07-22T16:21:52.000Z

It’s not my fault that Joss Stone can’t spell.

Speak_With_Bread · 2011-07-23T15:44:18.000Z

Order from Pizza Boli’s, save the garlic sauce, and use it on spaghetti. Win!

lordkosc · 2011-07-23T19:06:59.000Z

these crackers are amazing

Ed_Solomon · 2011-07-23T22:25:00.000Z

lordkosc:

these crackers are amazing

I don’t trust those elves. If you are not hiding something, why live in a tree?

anarch · 2011-07-25T18:15:39.000Z

I love the way Portia de Rossi and Helen Marnie say the word “anything”.

Thoro · 2011-07-25T18:44:58.000Z

Enidigm:

Write “caucasian” instead of white as your race. Done.

Huh? Explain please?

Speak_With_Bread · 2011-07-25T19:08:43.000Z

Does glow stick solution + bubbles = glow-in-the-dark bubbles?