Must…not…slap…crazy bitch…

“Should I walk out through the door or the 30th story window? Should I drive with the traffic or drive into it?”

If you include decisions like that, it’s going to make a big difference.

Thursday Haiku:

Man at White Castle
Calmly texting, please tell me,
Shirt stains, is that blood?

The last hand-written letter I received was one of those send-$5-to-these-people-and-pass-it-on pyramid schemes. It was so quaint I wanted to pinch its cheeks.

Ha ha ha what the hell? Burn it.

I sometimes start to read those game threads but then it occurs to me that they are too long and I never know what the fuck is going on. But I gather that Aaron or the otherone screwed something up royally?

Is is possible to say what he did wrong that doesn’t involve a wall of text?

He helped Staff Sergeant run the last one, Aaron handled the story writing and Staff ran the mechanics. For various reasons it got confusing to the players. It was way too complicated with too many abilities, at least as I saw it from the outside. In short, a clusterfuck. I don’t know why anyone would want to run one of those things, people get pissed and complain even when they run smoothly.

Hey, some of us still occasionally send handwritten letters. Well, cards, at least. But I usually keep mine to one page. And only on special occasions.

Vampire games are for squares

I get a multi-page hand-written letter from the local Jehovah’s Witnesses each year. It’s mostly about how I’m going to burn in the fires of Hell. If I remember, I’ll scan in the next one and post it.

The short version:

I ran a good but flawed game. I followed it up with a game that was horribly run, though (I feel) reasonably well written in parts.

Later, I teamed up with SS to run a game, but between my writing being confusing and the mechanics being confusing, as well as other factors which we won’t get into here, it sort of imploded.

While I think I have a better understanding than most about why Qt3 vampire games go wrong, and what the least enjoyable aspects are of them, that hardly means you should seek me out for advice, because I got all that knowledge the stupid way. :)

Lesson 1
gōng bào jī dīng
1 宫 爆 鸡 丁
Stir-fried diced chicken with chilli and peanuts
hóng shāo pái gǔ
2 红 烧 排 骨
Pork ribs in Brown Sauce
hǔ pí jiān jiāo
3 虎 皮 尖 椒
Tiger-skin green peppers
sōng rén yù mĭ
4 松 仁 玉 米
Pine nuts with sweet corn
pí dàn dòu fu
5 皮 蛋 豆 腐
Tofu mixed with salted duck eggs
táng cù ǒu piàn
6 糖 醋 藕 片
Sweet and sour lotus root slices

It’s my day off and I went to the store with only one thing that I needed to get for sure. Guess what I didn’t get? Now I have to figure out what I’m taking to work for lunch the next two days.

I ordered one of these today. And not for Halloween.

I’ve been fiddling with creating a turn based game. I need oodles of thematic names for figures (agents, heroes, etc) for all sorts of kingdom types. Googling “fantasy name generator” brought me to this page. It was an amusing last 15 minutes or so going through the various name generators.

Oh, this should be popular here: A Magical Pony name generator.

What tends to also work well is just using forum handles. Half of them are based on character names from some game, comic, movie or whatever anyway.

Sarkus
Kerzain
Jason
©Kessel
Hong

Whew. I was worried it would be a gimp mask.

Can you joggers go anywhere besides round and round in circles on the streetcorner? You’re driving my dogs crazy.