Everything went so right yesterday, how could everything go so wrong today?

Elaborate!

Anne Hathaway. Catwoman. Schwing!

Five Guys doesn’t make the best burger. But I think I’m addicted to them.

We managed to talk about them for about 16 pages.

I wish they’d finish putting in the damn Chipotle across the street.

Hmmm. Missed that, obviously. I shall attempt to glean insight. Thanks.

No problems. The burger gods that are the local Five Guys deserve all the recognition that I can heap upon them.

I haven’t defragged a hard drive in ten years.

Funny you should mention that. When I check, Windows tells me there is no need. Steam says the same thing about Steam installed games. But as soon as I try and play a brand new Steam title? Defrag recommended pops up.

I am spending an unhealthy amount of time thinking about what song I’d like played at my funeral, whether to go for a cremation or not, and so on.

When it comes to funeral songs, this is too good not to use.

Got my flu shot today. Now I’m protected against the Zombie Apocalypse.* The rest of you need to get your shots or I’m going to have to kill you when you turn into zombies.

  • As well as H1N1 and the normal flu, whatever those are worth.

It’s my birthday! Hooray, I guess!

All the best!! Hope you have a great day! :)

Let this song help you decide. At least on the cremation part.

Today: by The Smashing Pumpkins.

A Whiter Shade of Pale.

I feel like the back of my throat is coated in slimy gunk. How unpleasant. :(

He has the croup!