FUCKING CATS PEEING ON ALL THE THINGS!

I fucking hate lawyers.

All lawyers, or those of a particular specialty?

Basically all of them; myself sometimes excepted.

That’s what she said.

Not being able to meet the minimum guests on your wedding package sucks.

If you post that to /b/, it might stop being true.

Here’s a random thought: anyone heard from jpinard in awhile? I haven’t seen a post from him in a long time and when I clicked on the forum info it says he hasn’t posted here in over a month.

His Xbox has been active, at least. Last seen on 10/8/11 running Netflix.

I just accidentally called Adobe tech support for a question about Corel Paint. Fuck yea.

I think I’ll call AOL support with a question about Quantum Link.

It’s weird, but awesome, to see the name of someone you know listed on imdb next to a bunch of Movie Stars.

It’s even weirder when its your own.

I don’t think that will ever happen to me :(

I just learned that there are service dogs for PTSD. “Therapy dogs chase the nightmares and pain of war away.”

I don’t know if that’s the most adorable or most ridiculous thing I’ve ever read.

What if it’s a service dog with PTSD?

Even Belgian Malinoises get the blues.

I wonder if Prachett modeled his Death after the one in Meaning of Life.

How is it that my wife can fold a t-shirt to perfection and for the life of me, I cannot?

One-up her.