5241

Windsurfing is hard. Also, if I hear the fucking intro to Zorba the Greek twenty more times imma goan smack a bitch.

H.

5242

Over there, I hear they just call it “Zorba”.

5243

Don’t be so sure, they called the beach from the movie “Anthony Quinn Bay.” All bets are off when it comes to Zorba.

H.

5244

I ate both a XXL chalupa and an angus philly for lunch today. I think I liked the chalupa better.

5245

Whilst playing Civ V I’ve realized that I’ve learned more about world history in the various incarnations of the Civilization series than I ever did in school.

Gandhi is a fucking warmonger.

5246

The Angus Philly from Arby’s is terrible. The non-Angus version they sold before was better.

5247

The g is silent.

5248

Its not as good as their other angus sandwiches, thats for sure. I kind of like the “Cool Deli” one actually.

But I don’t expect much of a philly sandwich from a fast food place anyway. And Seattle only has a few good places for them to begin with, all of which are far from where I currently live.

5249

Andhi?

5250

This caffeine-free, USDA organic berry drink tastes EXACTLY the way a berry-scented candle smells. And that’s not good.

5251

Walmarts generic nacho Dorito equivalent is actually not bad at all. In fact, I think its pretty close to what nacho cheese Doritos were twenty years ago, before they overloaded them (IMHO) with more seasoning.

5252

The G in Angus, he meant…it was a good joke.

Oh, my random thought:

I’m tired of all the small expenses of living in today’s world. Out of electric toothbrush refills. Need new dress shoes. Need a new umbrella. Things fall apart, and then I have to buy new ones. Ordered a new monitor because this one is going bad. Need some new clothes, especially pants. Just so many ways to spend money on so many silly things. I especially hate buying replacements for things I’ve already bought but have now gone bad or worn out. I already bought this! Why am I buying it again!?

5253

To support the economy and reduce unemployment! Can you imagine all the factories that would have to shut down if you never needed replacements for anything?

5254

Thank you for yelling across the store that the self-checkout is open, I still want you to come ring me up.

5255

How do you tell someone that you find their sex moans distracting?

5256

It depends on whether you’re the person causing them or not.

5257

Stuff a sock in their mouth.

5258

I had my landlord call once and said another tenant was complaining about the screaming coming from my apartment late at night. My roommate was a screamer, but I was used to it. I told the landlord the situation, he was mortified, but I just then went to the roommate and said the landlord wants her to scream into a pillow. She was also mortified.

End of screaming.

5259

I had an upstair neighbor once who was pretty noisy when she brought guys home. But she wasn’t much to look at so I figured “good for you” and just lived with it.

5260

Just installed my new Roku XD. I have been living under a rock all this time.