Don’t pull it or your ear will fall off.

As long as the dress zips up when I get there, this day will be fine. I don’t care how much of a clusterfuck it is, that is all I care about.

Oh and Bahimiron. Probably.

Even without the groom, I assume you’ll still have cake and (presumably) booze. That’s the makings of a good Friday right there.

I still say someone should have hacked the wedding registry to only have a link to the Bethesda store and Oblivion Horse Armor DLC.

It’s funny when a four year old (not yours) throws a tantrum because she wants to go to Red Robin for dinner. It’s not funny when she gets what she wants.

Yum! Or not so much. Sad, that.

BlizzCon is awesome, but I’m not even going to apply for a job because I could never live in SoCal. Between the pollution, the cost of living, and the motherloving traffic, this Maryland native couldn’t stand it. I swear we almost died in the six and a half miles from the convention center to the hotel. :P

Also, you-know-who snores.

Voldemort, you bastard! Is there no end to your evil?

I wish more people were of your opinion. Please help spread the word that it is ghastly out here. I mean, we’ve been working hard on tanking the economy and driving jobs away but for some reason they just. keep. coming.

(This IS my random thought.)

Hmm, assassins in Guild Wars seem a lot more fragile than the other melee classes. You wouldn’t expect it just looking at their raw stats.

DX DLC is 1200 MS SpaceBux
I have 1190 MS SpaceBux.

I’d consider it if I had those other 10, but I’m not upping my balance for that. Oh well.

I’ve had 790 MS space bucks sitting there for a damn year. Everything interesting is 800. /scowl

I’m always surprised how many used hot dog carts are for sale on Craigslist. Who keeps buying these $3000-$4000 contraptions without a sound business plan?

Logo of Swedish engineering company:

Mark of Khorne, Chaos God of Blood, War and Murder:

HMMMM.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! COVER SHEETS FOR THE TPS REPORTS!

Just as an aside, pretty sure they got that symbol from the Toltec idols in Tula. Who were, you know, blood sacrificing warriors of half-mythology lionized by the Aztecs.

MCP from Tron:

Photo I took of a Mayan statue/carving in Cozumel, Mexico:

I think they were on to something.

That last photo is almost certainly of an Olmec relic, not a Mayan one. The giant stone heads are a hallmark of that particular pre-Mayan mesoamerican culture, along with the pronounced lips and flat nose.

You are correct. So that makes the MCP of Olmec descent.

Are we seriously up to two ghost pages with this thread now?

Observation of the day: if you bitch and yell about how you are mad that other people have messed up your plans for going out for lunch and endlessly complain about how hungry you are, you should probably not be standing in your bathrobe at the time and still be getting ready to leave two hours later.