Sarkus
5522
Why did I eat so much salsa as a snack earlier tonight? I know that too much salsa makes me somewhat ill.
For the next hour or so, Iām in Korea. Seoul/Incheon airport, to be precise.
The first thing I saw when I got off the escalator was a Caribou Coffee kiosk. Globalization!
Pffft, they didnāt have those at the Chosin Reservoir when the Jar Force was encircled there back in '50.
hong
5525
Thatās North Korea, JMJ. Please check your facts before posting nonsense to Internet forae, as I always do.
RichVR
5526
The plural of forum is fora. Or forums. Not forae.
Two groups of fora = forae?
Unless youāre in Australia, in which case itās Four-Ex.
Dean
5529
So we make a foray into the fora?
Although Tim Elhajj
Is not averse to vadge,
He was well-known in the Navy
for ladling man-gravy.
As for Bill Dungsroman,
Itās anus heās at home in.
While addressing me as āJarsā
heās thinking of my arze.
Not to mention Brian Rubin
whoās prone to rectal lubinā.
He might well seek employment
in such bottomless enjoyment.
Libertarian Brett
never made a woman wet.
He and lefty Dawn
really ought to get it on.
RichVR
5531
So Iām playing Space Ranger 2. I had it when it first came out but for some reason never got into it. Then I lost the play disk. Got it from Steam for five bucks, what the heck.
Anyway Iām playing it again and I piss off some guys in green ships. Everywhere I go they blow me up. Time for a cheat, says I.
I get the money cheat. Use ābigmoneyā but nothing happens. Then I use āhugemoneyā now I have like 100,000 credits. Cool, now Iāll show those guys.
Whatās that on the top of my screen? The word ācheatsā in red. I kept looking at that and realized that it would be with me for the rest of the game. Accusing me. Staring at me. JUDGING ME!
So I reloaded an earlier save. No fucking cheats. Iāll do it the right way and suffer.
I AM NOT A CHEATER!
At least not in this gameā¦
RichVR
5533
So glad that I could amuse you Brian. ;-)
A bunch of crows had a big Crow Meeting in a tree in my backyard today. I now understand why groups of crows are called a murder. Terrifying.
Strato
5535
Was looking at the box of chocolates the real estate agent gave me for the purchase of my house. It is a nice sized box with the following:
- Lower half of foam peanut things
- Layered on top is shredded plastic (about 1/4 of the box)
- Then the chocolates occupy the rest. Which isnāt much (1/4 of the box roughly).
Real Estate agents⦠heh, bless em. Iām glad it is better than nothing, but the least they could is forego the packing material and just say āhere, have a small selection of chocolates in an oversized box.ā
kerzain
5536
Today (well, in 12 minutes) is my birthday.
Today is also the 1 year anniversary since my brother committed suicide.
I really donāt want to answer the phone today.
Sarkus
5537
Thats pretty crappy Kerzain. But happy on the birthday side, anyway. Do the best that you can.
Seriously? The same day? Jeez. Thatās awful.
kerzain
5539
Had nothing to do with me, hope I didnāt come off that way. I was rather brief. Was mostly about his lifelong unhappiness and problems with alcohol, culminating with a recent breakup right before Christmas, leaving him unable to spend it with his girlfriend of a few years, and her kids.
He lived in another state (away from our parents), and I hadnāt seen him in ten years. He was supposed to fly out the following day and spend Christmas with them.
I hate to sound like Iām looking for a pity party (honestly). Iām just spending Christmas alone this year (wife is out of town till next week), and felt like venting.
No, it didnāt come off the way. But that close to Christmas and on your birthday? What horrible associations you must have with both things now.