5661

Calorie counter apps suck.

5662

I am on my second 360 and it’s dying, refusing to read DVDs and having trouble reading games. The other day I got frustrated and yanked my old XBox out, old, original, covered in half fermented juice and fur it worked immediately and beautifully sigh

5663

Explain how!

5664

First world problem:

Finally gathered the willpower to cart a big container of change I’ve been accumulating down to the supermarket to get a no-fee food voucher for the store from their change-counting machine.

Dump in the vat of coins, it counts off a mere $7.05 before saying it’s full. Sigh. I start gathering the coins back, slowly scrabbling them back into the container. Then it says “sorry, out of food cards, I’m going to give you a cash voucher instead, and oh yeah, I’ll charge you 10%”. Give me back my $0.70! Give me back my dignity!

5665

$7 to rent the elephant


5666

“Please enjoy the music while your party is reached”

I don’t like your music, don’t subject me to it please. Thank you.

5667

walTer. I think I love you.

5668

What in gods name is it with the universal use of holding music, omfg? I have heard agonizingly bad holding music and kind of ok holding music but I ever had the option to switch that shit off I would do it 100% of the time.

5669

I’m kinda giddy because I added something to my blog that is EXACTLY what I wanted. When I do reviews, I do them as multiple game diaries, and up until now, I’ve been manually adding links to the articles so folks can easily find the other parts. Now I found a plugin that does this, but in a much cleaner and organized way, like this:

http://www.spacegamejunkie.com/series/sol-exodus-review

It adds a link at the top of each article that can take you to all of the articles in the series, as well as saying which part of a series each article is, as well as adding series-specific navigation to the footer of each article. I am just tickled pink by this. It’s simple, I know, but I love my little blog, and any little way to make it better just makes me happy. :)

5670

I now have 4-5 co-workers in my area setting up some fantasy basketball. I wanna print D&D character sheets for 'em all
for their players. I mean, this fantasy sports stuff is okay, but if I do the same exact dang thing in a fictional universe, it’s like the nerdiest thing ever? So annoying.

5671

No regrets! Bluth all the way!

5672

I live across the street from an SF SPCA Clinic and mainly I see a lot of dogs going for walks. Today I happened to look out the window at a couple walking to their car. When the lady reached for the passenger door she paused and turned, giving me full view of her face, and just broke down in tears. Her face was one of the most grief stricken faces I have ever seen. If she wasn’t with someone I would have gone down and given her a hug.

5673

Quinoa looks really boring pre and really interesting post-cooking

5674

Our unabashed dictionary defines Morbid Obesity as chicken in a casket.

5675

Ho ho ho, I know who has an Unabashed Dictionary.

5676

I just ate a cookie and now I want another cookie.

5677

I just read about you eating a cookie and wanting another cookie. Now I want a cookie.

5678

All I have are oatcake crackers that I thought were cookies but turned out to be bland, lightly-salted oatmeal discs. You have no idea how disappointed I was.

5679

Tell me what you know about 
 cookies.

5680