Then finish your

Sandwich.

Anticip

ation.


is making me wait.

You can get through this difficult time. Just think, 5, 10 years from now your life will be so much better. You have so much potential. Be the best person you can be! Do not be ashamed of yourself. You are a gift from god. You are here for a reason. I will pray for you tonight.

Find something to do. You don’t need people to be happy. Start drawing, writing, singing, dancing, playing games, anything. A job or hobby can help.

If she leave a great guy like you, she’s shallow. I mean your planning on taking responsibility and she refuses to take your help. What’s wrong with her, like I said Calm down.

If you feel like no-one likes you then start a new life. Move away and just start again. Make new freinds and enjoy life.

It takes strength to pull through the toughest of situations with your chin held high. Treasure your life and to hell with the people who think you aren’t important. You’re much more worthy than you think!

Get to know the Lord. Knowing and having a relationship with God doesnt take away your problems, it just help you get through them knowing that someone will always be with you to listen to you no matter what:)

Always Nurture only healthy, pious, noble, constructive and pious thoughts. Reject all negative, poor, weak, bad or evil thinking. Please select a reliable and wise mentor and strictly listen to his good words in future.

Reported?

It’s the random thought thread. I think those qualify!

Obrandom thought: Having a son is awesome!

What gets me through is the use of emoticons in place of punctuation:)

So my mom’s dog really likes my wife. He will often come down to our apartment to hang out. The last few days it’s been really hot and humid here so we haven’t had much contact. Mom and Max (the dog) upstairs and the wife and I (and Scooby, our parrot) down here.

Tonight I went up to mom’s apartment and said that I’d take the dog downstairs to spend time with the wife. As soon as I said the wife’s name the dog got all excited. He ran back and forth and finally grabbed the pillow that is his doggie bed and started furiously humping it. My mother was horrified and screamed, “NO MAX! STOP IT. BAD DOG!”

I just stood there in amazement and started laughing so hard I saw stars. Meanwhile my mother yelled at me, “THAT’S NOT FUNNY.” And then she started laughing.

All the laughter spooked the dog who ran away.

There was no comment from the doggie bed.

I’ve had a bad day, which makes me mad. I’m exhausted, which means my mental filter has fallen, and I’m curt and surly.

I need to get out of this office.

I don’t know Curt, but I do know Surly:

“Surly only looks out for one guy. And that’s Surly!”

Why do Friday afternoons last three days long?

So that weekends can just fly by in a few seconds.

You can do anything you want to an El Camino and I won’t think it is too tacky.

Like.

The amount of time I’ve spent going to snopes and checking out the stupid shit my in-laws blast out in emails to everyone they know–today was reverse-PIN-calls-the-police-good-to-know!!!–and then replying to all with the link
I get that time back at the end of my life, right? Like extra time at the end of a soccer match. Right?

RIGHT?!?

-xtien

My relatives stopped sending me their emails after a couple of snopes replies from me. I kept it short and sweet, like a link along with the sentence, “This isn’t true.” Maybe they were ashamed, and stopped sending any links to anyone? Or they cut me off, only? Or maybe they started sending them to you?

I always wondered how that kind of bullshit originated. Is there some forum where a group of these lunatics makes up this nonsense and starts sending it to everyone they know? Sure some of the hoaxes are politically or religiously motivated (in which case those people are merely assholes), but that doesn’t explain the more innocuous stuff like the cryptozoology, etc. Are these people compulsive liars, or just Internet trolls that get some kind of kick out of one of their hoaxes gaining some small amount of notoriety?

This is weird, the forum display says there are two more pages after this one but they don’t seem to exist.