6201

It boggles my mind that 70’s & 80’s pornos seem like down right Oscar material compared to modern porn. I mean yeah they were bad actors but hey at least they made a sincere effort at it.

Some of the 70’s and early 80’s stuff are almost like soap operas…now they just phone in the acting part. I never thought I would say this but I miss the bad acting.lol…oh and the more natural looking gal next door women.

6202

Norovirus is an unpleasant word but does not begin to do justice to the actual bug.

6203

If you ever got to see their actual face around all that 80’s bush. Eww.

6204

Why do men fear women’s pubic hair? What the hell happened to men these days?

6205

If you listen to today’s Savage Love podcast, you’ll learn that rates of pubic lice have plummeted in the West because many more people trim and shave their down-theres.

6206

Forget fearing it, how do you find it? I swear every woman I have been with in the last 5 years shaves. Pubic hair adds sensation, it actually serves a purpose. I mean I don’t need the rain forest but a little would be a nice change of pace. How did we get on this again? lol

6207

Not saying it has to be a barren field down there, but the 80’s bush is ridiculous. No wonder it took so many generations for men to be able to reliably find a clitoris. Ever gotten hair stuck in your teeth? Yeah. Eww.

6208

No disrespect. But I found the clitoris at the age of 16. In a fine bush. I mean, I won’t get into details here, but really? A man can’t find the clit because hair? I call shenanigans. If you’re down there you have a face and a nose and a tongue. There are many moves that can be done.

If the main reason you can’t find the special parts of a woman is hair, the hair is the least of your problems. And I mean you in the generic sense, not to anyone specifically.

As well, hair on the tongue or in the back of the throat was a part of process. In fact I’d guess that a woman pleasuring a man had the same issues before manscaping became a thing. And that happened way after womanscaping.

So now I’ll stop. This has hit the point of TMI.

Sorry.

Edit: JMJ if pubic lice is an issue, you might want to be careful who you’re with.

6209

why is my eye so itchy

6210

Pubic hair?

6211

Eyelash mites getting under the lid and having a party.

6212

Oh, I don’t have to worry — lice are destroyed by internal hemorrhaging in the gravity field generated by my Johnson. But not even I can be everywhere at once, so as a citizen concerned about public pubic health I say: SHAVE OR TRIM YOUR PUBES.

It also cuts down on the amount of shampoo suds released into the environment, and the shavings/trimmings are compostable.

6213

What ever happened to the three martini working lunch? I’ll tell you what happened. I just had two nut brown ales at lunch and am feeling it. How did people work like that? Or did they just go back their offices and sleep…?

6214

I think over time you just build up a tolerance to it like anything else. After while it takes 6 beers to get buzzed like three beers etc.

6215

Hey Rich, you know you has a lot to say on this subject? My friend Adolph Oliver Bush. I’ll PM you the URL to his blog.

6216

So the other day I had the second visit to my new Florida doctor. He is a pretty nice guy and he seems to be a lot more, um, efficient than my last doc.

My Brooklyn doctor would take my blood pressure, take actual blood for various tests and then spend time telling me about his divorce. How his kids hated him. That his new motorcycle was so cool. Essentially he was going through a full blown mid-life crisis.

The new doctor though…

So I go in. We have a few friendly words. He weighs me. Blood pressure. And then we go into the examination room. Ear temperature. Questions, questions, questions. He explains that the blood tests that he sent me for (at another place) all look good. Bad cholesterol low. Good cholesterol high. Triglycerides could be better. Lose the belly. Etc. Etc. Liver function excellent. Microalbumin very good. That means that my Type 2 Diabetes hasn’t affected my kidneys.

Good, good and more good.

Great I think, time to go home.

“Okay, young man, take off the shirt and the pants. leave the underwear on. I’ll be right back.”

Wut?

So he comes back with an EKG. Oh. Okay, no problem.

I’m hooked up. Zip, zip. “Your heart is fine.”

Well, cool. My old doc never did that, but I’m glad to hear it. I start to get off of the table after the contacts are removed.

He says, “So I guess you know what’s next.”

And my mind blanks. Seriously, I could not for the life of me think of what he meant.

And he puts on a rubber glove.

My heart sank. My other doctor never did this!

He says, “And this is the glamorous part of the job. Roll over on your side.”

So I rolled over to face him. He laughed. “No the other side.”

Man was I embarrassed. “And pull down your underwear.”

TMI to follow, you might want to stop reading here.

So I roll over the right way. He says, “Now this is going to be rather uncomfortable… for me.”

And I say, “Yeah and not at all for… WOW!”

“Ah, there is the prostate. And a healthy one it is.”

POP

“Okay get dressed. And no, I’m not sending you flowers.”

Let me draw a curtain on the scene now.

My first thought was that that was why my wife was in there with him for so long. And then, wait no. Idiot. Just get out before you say something stupid.

Hey he’s a good doc. Who should have slimmer fingers.

6217

Why the FUCK is celery seed so expensive? I seriously doubt tomorrows bloody marys will be any worse for wear without it, what with all the REAL ACTUAL CELERY I bought for a fraction of the price.

6218

A friend of mine might have said that he or she took their FBI file from the desk of a police precinct back in the 70s. And that may or may not have held much respect, having said that. But it seems that this person might have just found the actual paperwork tonight. As far as they tell a friend. Or not. You never know.

But the friend of a friend just called someone and the paperwork seems to be real. And hilarious. they say it’s about being arrested for doing live sex shows in the 70’s. But i wouldn’t trust them.

6219

So I´ve been working for years on creating public policy that addresses violence against children and youth in my country. As some might know, Honduras has the dubious honor of being called “murder capital of the world”.

Today, a proposal I worked on last year was signed into law and is now official state policy of the Republic of Honduras. While I have little faith that current government will actually comply with it, I hope that in the future some people in power might just make it happen.

If one life is saved, ONE, I can die a happy man. Just wanted to share because damn, I´m feeling SO GOOD right now.

6220

I wish I could say that anything I ever did was as noble as that. I don’t think I will ever be able to. Good job.