Random thought thread!


#8451

Jersey is more into pork roll egg and cheese, NYC is bacon egg and cheese on the classic kaiser roll.


#8452

Don’t make me cry, man.


#8453

I don’t even know what a kaiser roll is, to tell you the truth. Will it try to annex all the other food on your plate if you don’t eat it fast enough?


#8454

Hapsburg, not Hohenzollern. TBH they look like sturdier hamburger buns…


#8455

Perfectly crisp on the outside. Sometimes with seeds. Fluffy in the center.


#8456

I can think of better things to do with NJ drivers’ horns than just removing them.


#8457

Oh holy crap, that’s the Waitresses from Ohio! I love that song, it makes me so happy every holiday season when I randomly come across it on the radio. This, Father Christmas by the Kinks and John Lennon’s Happy Xmas are probably the only Christmas songs I am not totally sick of at this point.


#8458


#8459

The Emerson, Lake and Palmer version of Father Christmas I still enjoy hearing when it comes on, too. All three you listed are good to hear, if they don’t drive them into the ground.


#8460

You know the danish, that thing with super sweet stuff on top? Personally I think it’s gross. It’s so gross the Danish don’t want to take credit for it. They apparently call it wienerbrød which translates to “Viennese bread”.

Okay … but in Vienna they call it Kopenhagener Plunder or “Dänischer Plunder”.

Nobody wants to claim responsibility for this atrocity.


#8461

I love a good cheese danish with a cup of coffee once in awhile.


#8462

I was just about to say, I hate cheese danishes the absolute most, but then I think cream cheese is about the most awful food. Also, I hate bagels. Plus I can’t stand puppies. OK, just kidding about the puppies, but the others really are crap.


#8463

Come on now. A bagel with cream cheese and thinly sliced puppy is delicious.


#8464

But is it kosher?


#8465

As long as it’s a Caanan dog.


#8466

Yeah dachshund maybe not so much.


#8467

You’d think judging by the name that the Kaiser roll maybe arrived in America from somewhere else?

Anyway, I don’t think I’ve had good European style bread since I’ve lived in the US, except for some rye bread that comes out of Chicago.


#8468

I don’t like rye bread. Tastes like aspirin.


#8469

Aldi imports those cube bricks of very dark rye bread from Germany. It’s not dry like most bread. It’s almost moist or oily. It’s also very good.


#8470

I tried black bread once, like the Ukranian kind, it was pretty good.

Then again, I was having it with borsch that was probably 90% fat so everything would taste good.