1581

Whatever. Speedfreaks and muscle cars don’t impress me. Especially when they speed where children play. Like I said, if you want to speed, go somewhere appropriate. If not, you’re a fucking cocksmoking piece of wasted flesh.

1582

Like nature, QT3 abhors a vacuum. Viva la evolution.

1583

I had a couple of neighbors – one was a naval aviator instructor and the other a former college football player (who would’ve been drafted into the NFL if not for a Sr. year knee injury) – and they’d take care of college students driving too fast down our street by chucking tennis balls and bouncing them off their windshields.

It was pretty sweet. :)

1584

Ah, well, dweebs will do what dweebs do. Can’t nail them all. They probably fuck their tailpipes, too. I just hope they die ALONE, not taking any innocents with them, when they eventually end up in a fiery crash.

1585

Was there also an Indian and a construction worker?

Ohhh, so close. Now he’ll join the 10,000 other college players who would’ve been drafted except for blah blah.

By sweet, you mean retarded, right? If two large gay men started bouncing their balls off my windshield I’d speed up to get the fuck out of that neighborhood.

1586

Is Fussbett a jafd account?

1587

Whatever it takes.

1588

How many times did Acid get his books dumped in high school by a red Mustang-driving jock? Sheesh, let it go already.

1589

When you’re the dude who popped into the thread to piss all over his story, it’s a little extra-douchey to then turn around and start attacking him for being annoyed.

1590

Except he was irrationally annoyed at red Mustang bullies from the very first post, before I showed up.

He can’t see what I’m saying anymore anyway, so don’t worry about it.

1591

Picking apart Rimbo posts is probably against some equal opportunity law.

1592

Umm… mocking ridiculous chest-thumping morons is kind of a QT3 tradition. It’s kind of an Internet tradition, too.

At least he was amusing while he was doing it. Which is all we can ask for, really.

1593

Sure, it’s tradition. Doesn’t mean it can’t be done stupidly, or that the mockers are themselves immune from criticism.

1594

Motion to table this debate for a week.

1595

Dogs are crepuscular.

1596

Please don’t quote her. She’s annoying enough in my killfile. ;)

1597

So transparent. For shame, Bahim.

1598

I’m not thinking very well right now, given that I am a crepuscular person and as such am most active during the hours of dawn and dusk.

(Hey, I said I was gonna do it, and I did it!)

1599

Drinking is best as a crepuscular activity.

1600

This reminds me of the wisdom my father passed on to me when I was but a boy…

No confundas el crepusculo de la mañana con el crespo culo de la marrana.

As time goes on, those words ring truer and truer…