This is why we can’t have nice things!
I’ve got to watch this so I have something to talk about on Twitter.
If Netflix or any other service wants to blow $160 million on a garbage Zack Snyder project why would I object?
Remember in Rebel Moon when one of the characters goes to Victorian London, except everyone is Indian, and there are birds fighting spaceships among the clocktowers and spires? Remember? That’s the sort of thing $160 million buys.
Look, I’m not going to watch a Snyder movie just to check out this scene - but this sounds like a fantastic DLC for Sunless Skies that just needs to happen.
Sign me up!
Today I learned (remembered?) that Zach Snyder directed The Watchmen, and now I don’t know what anything means anymore.
Oh no.
The first part of Zack Snyder’s sci-fi saga appeared on the Film Ratings website, with an alternative title of Rebel Moon - Chapter One: Chalice of Blood for the director’s cut.
“They’re each about an hour longer than the originals, the PG-13 [versions],”
I feel like Zach Snyder will forever be a 14 year old boy.
Why is there even a director’s cut when he’s seemingly been given a blank check and no notes from Netflix?
That was the deal. He gets is blank check freedom for the indulgence of his every adolescent whim if he also produces a shorter, PG-13 version that’s slightly more palatable for their broader audience.
6-part dramatic podcast prequel play announced.
lol okay Zack.
Hmm, I wonder what horrible haircut the podcast eps will inflict on cute little Sofia Boutella…
Red Band Trailer for the Director’s Cuts!
I never watched the second one- I figured I’ll just wait for the ‘real’ versions, so I have no idea what’s new in that trailer (it might be all from the second film?). Several bits of everyone’s favorite robot, though. And, erm, sweaty Boutella sex scenes.
Plus new names!
REBEL MOON - CHAPTER ONE: CHALICE OF BLOOD and REBEL MOON – CHAPTER TWO: CURSE OF FORGIVENESS
More proof AI scriptwriting has taken hold in Hollywood.
It’s kind of wild how Snyder got stuck as a 14 year old boy. Which is fine, I’m not slamming the guy, it’s just that everything he does comes across as something someone of that age would find super cool.
When he was on Joe Rogan and Joe asked him if he’d ever CG’d boobs it was hilarious. Snyder’s mind was blown. Like he’d never considered it before, and he thought it was a brilliant idea.
This is so terrible.
I mean, if I’m gonna watch a terrible movie, I at least want the Graphic Nudity version.