FTFY liek a BAWS

And why not invest if you like the DCS sandbox? Their model has plenty of warts but it makes a ton of people happy and I count myself among them ;)

Because I’m deliberately trying to scare away the undecided from parting with their money for a loose formation of overpriced screenshot generators that never ever seem to reach 1.0 status. DCS’ marketing practices just irritate the shit out of me that much.

The DCS trve cvlt are unfortunately unreachable.

Makes me happier than that skanky masseuse made your ending last week, @scharmers :P

Now you show me a sim that does modern jets in reasonable detail and has VR, I’ll join you in pissing all over ED in a jiffy. But there isn’t so I won’t. It is what it is, and it aint what it aint so whatevs.

I find it kind of creepy to have a Syria simulation with the current situation in the country, a humanitarian disaster we helped cause. (And then walked away from, at which point the US media forgot Syria existed.)

I have every DCS module except Combined Arms, but I’m gonna pass on this one.

I… uh, ok.

A story is told about a 19th century gambler who was gambling in a small town. A friend told him that the game was rigged, but the gambler remarked, ā€œI know it’s crooked, but it’s the only game in town.ā€

You know, I get that. Especially in that vid where Wags tours Damascus in a Mi-8, the very machine used to gas his own peoples’ children.

But this map also contains the Bekaa valley, and I want to fly that so bad. Fly a MiG over the Golan Heights. All that shit. And it also looks right fuckin pretty (quite unlike scharmers’ masseuse)

Yeah but she’s got those big red Russian knuckles and hairy moles you like.

I’m already spoken for, got me a -19 :D

Yeah more like

(it’s a slow day, nothing to do but troll forums)

It’s not about being a cult mate. It’s about enjoying what they deliver while knowing there are flaws (much like marriage :)). Completely agree people should know what they are getting into and there is value in being the thread grouch for that purpose alone. But calling people who enjoy DCS ā€œa cultā€ is a bit over the top. Head over to the Star Citizen thread for a bit of relativity! :-p

Your adage misses the fact that if he didn’t get some enjoyment out of a rigged game it should be a no brainer to not play the game at all. Many who play DCS actually enjoy it even if it is the only game in town - warts and all. Nobody is chaining you to a wall and forcing you to play it.

:blow_kiss:

Then you have never had the pleasure of /r/hoggit?

(Which is actually the only decent overall combat flight-sim subreddit. Just filled with DCS cykas)

Help me I don’t know schurem’s DCS VR safeword

🤣 You have a great sense of humor, I will give you that!

I haven’t but thank you for the tip. I’ll be sure to pop in there. (Edit: in case it comes across as flippant and facetious it’s not intended to).

Hahaha.

Sharmers goes down with the masseuse, but then gets right back up and throws a wicked anime!

DCS remains defended… for now.

Oh and here’s some more of that marketing ya love so much. Not just a screenshot generator, but the worlds most badass combat flight sim movie generator.

This is one of the best ones I’ve seen yet. shivers.