Rent a Midget


#1

http://www.rentamidget.com/

Part of me is appalled, the other part is hoping this is real.


#2

It doesn’t tell you Bridget’s rates…


#3

Appalled? Gimme a break.


#4

If renting midgets is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.


#5

Their FAQ, in its entirety:

Q: Can I rent to own?
A: No

Q: How much does it cost to rent a midget?
A: Depends on what kind of event you’re throwing call Chris for details. (951) 515-9743

Q: How did we come up with this company?
A: We wanted to hang out with midgets silly!!

Q: What do you do at the events
A: Anything from strip shows, to wrestling to drinking contests.


#6

Midget drinking contests for all!


#7

Midget Drinking Contests for Some, Miniature American Flags for Others!


#8

Someone call Tommy Lee. He loves little people.


#9

A while back, I was watching some show on HBO about the Moonlight Bunny Ranch brothel. Apparently Bridget is a semi-regular service provider there.