Rent a Midget

Chowhound · February 7, 2005, 12:48pm

http://www.rentamidget.com/

Part of me is appalled, the other part is hoping this is real.

fire · February 7, 2005, 1:17pm

It doesn’t tell you Bridget’s rates…

shift6 · February 7, 2005, 6:02pm

Appalled? Gimme a break.

Union_Carbide · February 7, 2005, 9:19pm

If renting midgets is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

Dean · February 8, 2005, 1:16pm

Their FAQ, in its entirety:

Q: Can I rent to own?
A: No

Q: How much does it cost to rent a midget?
A: Depends on what kind of event you’re throwing call Chris for details. (951) 515-9743

Q: How did we come up with this company?
A: We wanted to hang out with midgets silly!!

Q: What do you do at the events
A: Anything from strip shows, to wrestling to drinking contests.

RedTide · February 8, 2005, 4:42pm

Midget drinking contests for all!

Pace · February 8, 2005, 4:47pm

Midget Drinking Contests for Some, Miniature American Flags for Others!

nutsak · February 8, 2005, 5:01pm

Someone call Tommy Lee. He loves little people.

Nathan · February 8, 2005, 5:15pm

A while back, I was watching some show on HBO about the Moonlight Bunny Ranch brothel. Apparently Bridget is a semi-regular service provider there.