Part of me is appalled, the other part is hoping this is real.
It doesn’t tell you Bridget’s rates…
Appalled? Gimme a break.
If renting midgets is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
Their FAQ, in its entirety:
Q: Can I rent to own?
Q: How much does it cost to rent a midget?
A: Depends on what kind of event you’re throwing call Chris for details. (951) 515-9743
Q: How did we come up with this company?
A: We wanted to hang out with midgets silly!!
Q: What do you do at the events
A: Anything from strip shows, to wrestling to drinking contests.
Midget drinking contests for all!
Midget Drinking Contests for Some, Miniature American Flags for Others!
Someone call Tommy Lee. He loves little people.
A while back, I was watching some show on HBO about the Moonlight Bunny Ranch brothel. Apparently Bridget is a semi-regular service provider there.